Anyone fancy a curry?

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[wildjetskier]

Blimey 10 diners as well, need to pop more than a family pack of toilet rolls in the freezer there, good god

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Sounds like a really unpleasant evening out, I'd rather go to Ilkeston.

 

[Arch]

Idiots, the lot of them.

I saw the restaurant owner on telly, saying that next year they'll tone it down, and make it more of an eating contest. So, swapping the ruining of perfectly good ingredients, for legitimised gluttony.

Whatever happened to just enjoying a meal?

 

[vernon]

I don't think that I've had one as hot as the one mentioned above but many years ago when going for my post Saturday night out constitutional and not having a clue what I'd got up to, the first 'delivery' was a major clue. I clearly had been to a hot barb wire restaurant. Subsequent 'deliveries' get hotter and spikier and I developed Tourettes: many grunts punctuated by expletives.

Sitting in a sink of cold water offered no relief, neither did my mother's hairdrier on the cold setting.

At lunchtime I staggered off trying to prevent my buttocks from making contact with each other to my local to be met by a chorus of cheers. The mystery was solved by my mates - we'd gone for a curry and I'd demanded the hottest Tindaloo that they could serve then I poured the contents of the chilli bowl on the meal before eating it, albeit slowly with rivers of sweat pouring down my face, with the entire restaurant staff coming over to witness the act of madness.

The pain subsided on Sunday evening.

 

[vernon]

Idiots, the lot of them.

Impetuous youth. We all make mistakes. See above

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I saw the restaurant owner on telly, saying that next year they'll tone it down, and make it more of an eating contest. So, swapping the ruining of perfectly good ingredients, for legitimised gluttony.

Look Arch, a quick 'google' found this - it's got your name on it!!

 

[accountantpete]

"Pablo" ?!?!?

 

[Noodley]

I have a couple of Dorset nagas in the fridge for my curry tonight. I suppose it depends how many they used in the curry.

 

[dan_bo]

It's definitely not a man thing.....

 

[Arch]

Look Arch, a quick 'google' found this - it's got your name on it!!

Oh my god. My favourite food too!

Oh hang on. Did you google 'arch spaghetti'? I'm too obvious, obviously.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Oh my god. My favourite food too!

Oh hang on. Did you google 'arch spaghetti'? I'm too obvious, obviously.

No, but spookily enough 'spaghetti eating' just comes up with an Arch!

 

[Arch]

No, but spookily enough 'spaghetti eating' just comes up with an Arch!

When I was a baby, my Grandparents came over to Belfast to visit. I was having my favourite dinner, spaghetti bolognaise, followed by chocolate flavoured baby rice, and I was feeding myself.

Apparently, my Grandpa, a very quiet, though witty man, took one look at my face in the aftermath of this meal, and roared with laughter, in a way my Mum had never heard him laugh before!

I'm better nowadays, but my little white netbook has a few spattters on it from internet browsing at dinnertime....

 

[DougieAB]

Remember seeing footage recently of a competition in India I think where compeditors rubbed as many chillies in their eyes as they could stand. The winner was a woman. Wonder if she went for a curry to celebrate her win?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Remember seeing footage recently of a competition in India I think where compeditors rubbed as many chillies in their eyes as they could stand. The winner was a woman. Wonder if she went for a curry to celebrate her win?

Pint of Optrex I should think.