Anyone for Cricket?

[Dayvo]

How much longer am I expected to stand here wearing everyone's jumpers?

Being an umpire would be most suitable for you, Speich. Here's their badge:

 

[Dayvo]

If you look carefully, you will see that they are playing croquet.

So French cricket isn't the same as a croque(t)-monsieur!

 

[TVC]

I'm not sure we're hitting the required over rate here, too many tea breaks.

 

[accountantpete]

Some people are on the pitch, they think it's all over.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rain stops play....

 

[Speicher]

Rain stops play....

Oh dear, just when the barbecue was getting hot.

 

[TVC]

Oh dear, just when the barbecue was getting hot.

How about a limp sausage?

 

[Speicher]

How about a limp sausage?

eeuuwww

It looks very pink on one side.

 

[accountantpete]

eeuuwww

It looks very pink on one side.

prick it!

 

[Speicher]

prick it!

then all that strange white fluid will escape

 

[postman]

prick it!

No C r i c k e t.

 

[Archie_tect]

I thought you were playing cricket... carry on, I'll just keep the cream tea company...

 

[Dayvo]

WG Grace mode: <They came to watch me bat, not you bowl.>

 

[accountantpete]

Here's my Chinaman.

 

[Speicher]

Here's my Chinaman.

What's his name?