Anyone got a mop and bucket?

[classic33]

Clearly nobody contributing to this thread has ever visited a toilet in Africa. My colleague in Lagos found a rat swimming around in his.

How big!

 

[Tanis8472]

Or Greece and middle east.
Yuk

 

[Drago]

Or Nottingham.

 

[Accy cyclist]

On about toilets. I've been going to football matches for 47 years and i've never used one to have a number 2. I must've trained myself to avoid the urge to go. Most i've seen are quite disgusting. If there's nothing down them someone will have peed all over the seat. The old bogs at Accrington Stanley were filthy! They stunk like Fleetwood docks,with chewing gum and pubes in the urinals,that'd been there for years. They just didn't clean them. Someone reported them to the local council and they had to get new ones in or close the bogs, which would've meant closing the end behind the goals down.
This chap made a comment once that i disagreed with.

He was going off on one of his anthropology waffles,when he pointed out a toilet with a "bowel movement" down it. He said it's daft for the next person wanting to use the toilet to not use this one just because it has something down it, He waffled on about our irrational fears,saying the thing can't harm you,so it'd be safe to sit down and use the toilet. Hasn't he ever heard of splashback?!

 

[Globalti]

The traditional WC pan is unsuitable for use by males; even the most careful stream will send up small droplets, which splatter and dry on the floor and nearby walls. Any mis-aimed wee will dribble down and the urea salts will congeal around the foot of the pan so in the end it will smell, no matter how careful you are. That's why I installed a home urinal in our downstairs bog, complete with aiming fly. It's discrete when the cover is down and some visitors don't even notice it:

 

[Accy cyclist]

The traditional WC pan is unsuitable for use by males; even the most careful stream will send up small droplets, which splatter and dry on the floor and nearby walls. Any mis-aimed wee will dribble down and the urea salts will congeal around the foot of the pan so in the end it will smell, no matter how careful you are. That's why I installed a home urinal in our downstairs bog, complete with aiming fly. It's discrete when the cover is down and some visitors don't even notice it:

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But if you aim for the fly doesn't that make the steam splash back? I like to aim for the side of the urinal which then sends the stream off in a circular motion,ending with it going down the drain and not back onto me.

 

[Globalti]

Well the sides of the urinal are quite high so yes, even though there's still splashing, most gets caught by the walls. It's quite well designed, I guess the makers Laufen must have done a few experiments with super-soakers and so on at the R&D stage.

 

[Globalti]

If not using my urinal I always do sit down because I clean the bogs at home and there's a degree of self-interest there.

We dream of building a house in Scotland and a discrete home urinal in a corner of the workshop will be an essential pre-requisite for those days when it's raining and I don't want to go out and sprinkle my phosphates on the garden.

 

[Drago]

In the UK, there is an ancient law that makes it obligatory for drunk males to attach a shower nozzle to their weapon prior to taking aim and pulling the trigger.

 

[AndyRM]

I thought it was about love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought about this song!

 

[classic33]

In the UK, there is an ancient law that makes it obligatory for drunk males to attach a shower nozzle to their weapon prior to taking aim and pulling the trigger.

Before or after they're drunk?