Anyone need any work doing?

[Markymark]

You could come and drive my lorry for me today, I'd stay at home and drink whisky all day

I'll combine both and double help you out.

How are you with blood and body parts ?

Only if the bloody body parts are bits of steak from a cow.

 

[tyred]

Do you fancy fixing a leaking pipe in my bathroom?

 

[Markymark]

Do you fancy fixing a leaking pipe in my bathroom?

Is that some sort of euphemism??

 

[Markymark]

I will be visiting in Ansty and would have previously been visiting parents so car is essential to get there. I could drive half an hour to the start of a walk. It does not need to be via a café or pub.

Sorry, broken link before - this one

 

[tyred]

Is that some sort of euphemism??

No, I just have a leak in my bathroom and am too lazy to fix it.

 

[Markymark]

No, I just have a leak in my bathroom and am too lazy to fix it.

I could smack it with a hammer? That usually fixes it but often creates further problems.

 

[Markymark]

I need to do a 12 week cash flow forecast, happy for you to do it.

Sure thing, give me access to all your accounts and the cash balance would be £0 once I've finished with it.

 

[winjim]

t'd be me with a bottle of gin. Baby would be fast asleep when you get home but I'll not be around for the hangover tomorrow.

We could also do with finalising a name for her so we can go and register the birth. Could you draw us up a shortlist?

 

[Markymark]

We could also do with finalising a name for her so we can go and register the birth. Could you draw us up a shortlist?

Cheryl.

 

[Cuchilo]

This boy is good !

 

[Markymark]

I've got a 180 page NHS standard contract that needs reviewing and marking up. It's been put together by a Commissioning Support Unit contracting 'expert'... so there's lots of errors, omissions and complete feck ups to sort out.

Sure thing. I just need a big black marker pen and someone to remind me how to spell 'privatize it'.

 

[winjim]

This boy is good !

Most productive day of his career, I'll bet.

 

[Heifer73]

Sorry, broken link before - this one

Thank you very much. Mission accomplished, please destroyed the evidence.