Anyone tried Viagra....?

[ComedyPilot]

Inspired by this thread: http://www.cyclechat.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=39793

Not that I need it

I was wondering what effect it would have on me (seeing as I don't need it), and what sort of reaction Mrs CP would have if I did it (but I'm not going to )

Bit of a pointless thread, but a good conversation starter.


Well, have you?

 

[accountantpete]

3 lollipop sticks and 2 rubber bands does the job for me

 

[ComedyPilot]

3 lollipop sticks and 2 rubber bands does the job for me

Ahhh, scaffolding....?

 

[Bigtwin]

I took one once, but that was a cock-up.

 

[PaulB]

My grandad took some but only the amount needed to extend it out far enough that he didn't piss on his shoes.

 

[very-near]

The makers of Viagra have announced a plan to use proceeds from the sale of Viagra to finance the development of a pill for women that will make elderly men desirable.

 

[Aperitif]

There's no point. I suppose the 'antidote' to this could be 'Viagra Falls'

 

[ComedyPilot]

The makers of Viagra are buying into the disposable contact lenses market. Their new lenses don't help your vision, but do make you look 'hard'

 

[nigelnorris]

University was a time for adventure and I can confirm a friend once told me that it gives you a huge headache with all that blood pounding round. You get to feel like if you don't find some release for the pressure you might just pop. Not for the faint hearted in so many ways.

Or so I was told.

 

[fossyant]

Just make sure you wash it down with a glass of water, other wise you'll get a stiff neck...........

 

[Aperitif]

Just make sure you wash it down with a glass of water, other wise you'll get a stiff neck...........

Good idea foss - I'm going to pop one in the seat tube of my Look!

 

[Wigsie]

I cant think of a decent pun so I will just tell he truth, a mate of mine gave me a sleeve of 5 pills a few years back (wasn't with the current mrs Wigs at the time), we had them in cupboard for ages, then once after a few beers and during foreplay I suggested I try it, she agreed... an unspecified amount of time later (more than 5 minutes, less than an hour) the sex was finished, we figured the booze had numbed the effects and we both dozed off, I woke up around 30 minutes later with a raging lob on and didnt matter how many times I took matters into my own hands it wouldn't go down for more than a few minutes.... plus I had a mental headache and felt really hot in the face.

Gave the rest away to a single mate to 'enjoy'....

Tip for those wanting to try.... plan ahead so you can enjoy the effects together.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I do not like the sound of the headaches!!!

Everything else seem fun though.

Besides, I'm not normally the one to get headaches anyway

 

[Bigtwin]

I cant think of a decent pun

You mean that try as you might you just couldn't come up with one.

 

[Wigsie]

You mean that try as you might you just couldn't come up with one.

I guess so.... that and I was afraid I may make a cock up!