Apart from urinals.....

[shouldbeinbed]

I've not had a stand up wee in years now.

Why waste the opportunity for a little sit down in the midst of a hectic day.

Any other blokes want to fess up doing it the lady way

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Or if any ladies want to bemoan that they can't just do a quick splash and dash then feel free.

I'm nothing if not equal opportunities in my trivial nonsense.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Count me in!

 

[Starchivore]

Less mess, keep your shoes dry.

 

[classic33]

Or if any ladies want to bemoan that they can't just do a quick splash and dash then feel free.

I'm nothing if not equal opportunities in my trivial nonsense.

You'll have seen the female urinal then!

 

[PeteXXX]

Sitting down for a wee?
How can you play 'Highest up the wall ' like that!!

 

[glasgowcyclist]

There's very good evidence that sitting down to pee saves issues for men in later life

I do it just as an excuse to have a seat, what are the problems it might help with?

 

[Brandane]

Can't say I've had a preference before, but I think I'll sit down from now on. Apart from anything else, having a pee should be a private matter and I am tired of visiting public urinals which are normally deserted, to suddenly find half way through my performance that a coach party must have stopped outside and they are all needing to join me. Seriously; it happens all the time. Just yesterday afternoon I was doing my business in a Sainsburys toilet, when the only other male customer (probably) in the shop just had to visit the adjoining urinal at the same time!

 

[arch684]

I was advised by my doctor to sit down after passing out a couple of times after peeing during the night He blame it on a very low resting heart rate

 

[shouldbeinbed]

You'll have seen the female urinal then!

I'd heard of such a thing but no female of my acquaintance has mentioned using one.

Nor she wee's for that matter.

I thought I'd come up with my tetra-pak moment to untold riches by inventing the shwilly (as I called it) until I did a bit of research

 

[Fnaar]

I will confess to the occasional sit-down pee, usually at home.

On another note, I hate it when urinals are put too close together, with no 'wall' to separate. "Bashful Bladder" is genuinely a thing, and everyone knows when you whistle, zip up, and leave the toilet that you still need a pee.

 

[Brandane]

I thought I'd come up with my tetra-pak moment to untold riches by inventing the shwilly (as I called it) until I did a bit of research

I look forward to seeing you on Dragon's Den with that one!

 

[Dayvo]

what are the problems it might help with?

It can help if you have prostate problems.

http://www.medicaldaily.com/men-lut...ems-may-improve-urination-sitting-down-307375

 

[glasgowcyclist]

It can help if you have prostate problems.

http://www.medicaldaily.com/men-lut...ems-may-improve-urination-sitting-down-307375

Thanks

 

[Brandane]

On another note, I hate it when urinals are put too close together, with no 'wall' to separate. "Bashful Bladder" is genuinely a thing, and everyone knows when you whistle, zip up, and leave the toilet that you still need a pee.

It's when there is a long row of the things, all vacant, and then some 6'10" bloke with a black leather cap and handlebar moustache decides he needs to use the one adjacent to me that I start to worry. Especially when he is not staring straight at the wall in front of him as urinal etiquette dictates.