Apart from urinals.....

[glasgowcyclist]

It's when there is a long row of the things, all vacant, and then some 6'10" bloke with a black leather cap and handlebar moustache decides he needs to use the one adjacent to me that I start to worry. Especially when he is not staring straight at the wall in front of him as urinal etiquette dictates.

Is @Drago stalking you again?

 

[Fnaar]

It's when there is a long row of the things, all vacant, and then some 6'10" bloke with a black leather cap and handlebar moustache decides he needs to use the one adjacent to me that I start to worry. Especially when he is not staring straight at the wall in front of him as urinal etiquette dictates.

You've met my cousin Dirk then?

 

[classic33]

I'd heard of such a thing but no female of my acquaintance has mentioned using one.

Nor she wee's for that matter.

I thought I'd come up with my tetra-pak moment to untold riches by inventing the shwilly (as I called it) until I did a bit of research

Here's what they look like.

 

[Drago]

Is @Drago stalking you again?

Yes that was me, though I've stopped dressing like that since I farted in my gimp suit. View attachment 150656

 

[Shortandcrisp]

There's a unisex toilet in a cinema in Leeds (can't remember the name).
Wasn't aware of this as I entered to be met by a row of cubicles and no urinal. Stood up and peed with the door open, turned around and saw a couple of women walking past.
"Sorry, I thought this was the men's," I said sheepishly.
"Your all right luv," one of the women replied. "It's unisex."
Glad I hadn't sat down for that one.

 

[Electric_Andy]

I used to sit down to pee all the time, because it afforded me time and privacy to vape on my e-cig in the work toilets. Now i've given up (vaping, not peeing), I still prefer sitting down. You sometimes get a surprise number 2 come out, which would be embarrassing standing at a urinal!

 

[classic33]

Yes that was me, though I've stopped dressing like that since I farted in my gimp suit. View attachment 150656 View attachment 150657

Release valve stuck again?

 

[Beebo]

I do it if i need a wee in the night as it is less noisy and you dont have to aim in the dark.

 

[Markymark]

I need to stand up to stop the old fella getting stuck in the u-bend.

 

[Dayvo]

A friend of mine in Finland saw a woman in the men's using a urinal, standing up with one leg raised out to the side about waist height. He said her aim was 'quite' good.



When you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

[Roadrider48]

It's when there is a long row of the things, all vacant, and then some 6'10" bloke with a black leather cap and handlebar moustache decides he needs to use the one adjacent to me that I start to worry. Especially when he is not staring straight at the wall in front of him as urinal etiquette dictates.

Just piss up his legs, he'll soon leave you alone.

 

[Roadrider48]

I used to sit down to pee all the time, because it afforded me time and privacy to vape on my e-cig in the work toilets. Now i've given up (vaping, not peeing), I still prefer sitting down. You sometimes get a surprise number 2 come out, which would be embarrassing standing at a urinal!

Bicycle clips?

 

[nickyboy]

A friend of mine in Finland saw a woman in the men's using a urinal, standing up with one leg raised out to the side about waist height. He said her aim was 'quite' good.



When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I went to a music festival last summer. The ladies toilets were all of the cubicle variety. There was also a long line of plastic urinals that, so long as one was circumspect, were quite modest for the chaps.

As usual they had massively undercatered for ladies toilets so the queues for them were horrendous whereas you could practically walk up to the plastic urinals whenever you needed to

As the afternoon and evening wore on some folk were rather the worse for wear. I shall never forget the sight of a woman saying "f*** this, there's no way I can queue, I'm bustin'" after which she marched over to the mens' urinals (which were open air and in full sight of all) , reversed onto one and relieved herself, surrounded by chaps doing likewise

 

[Roadrider48]

I went to a music festival last summer. The ladies toilets were all of the cubicle variety. There was also a long line of plastic urinals that, so long as one was circumspect, were quite modest for the chaps.

As usual they had massively undercatered for ladies toilets so the queues for them were horrendous whereas you could practically walk up to the plastic urinals whenever you needed to

As the afternoon and evening wore on some folk were rather the worse for wear. I shall never forget the sight of a woman saying "f*** this, there's no way I can queue, I'm bustin'" after which she marched over to the mens' urinals (which were open air and in full sight of all) , reversed onto one and relieved herself, surrounded by chaps doing likewise

Good for her!

 

[jonny jeez]

Was I the only one who expected the OP to read "what have the Romans done for us?"