Apart from urinals.....

[nickyboy]

It's in an unused space at the end of the long downstairs loo, behind the door, so by the time I've got there I've already negotiated the stairs. Oh and the lid stays up anyway.

Actually first thing in the morning I go out and pee on my lawn, which is good for the grass, avoids flushing and waking up my family, saves water and gives me a chance to assess the weather for the day.

I am also applying pee to my lawn. It is my last hope to keep the badgers from turning it into something resembling a ploughed field. Pee outside in watering can, apply liberally. Seems to be working so far and Mrs N is very please there are no longer any unsightly splashes around the toilets

 

[r04DiE]

Yep, I sit down during the middle-of-the-night pees. Its just easier, no need to put the lights on and hurt my eyes, no need to concentrate on aim, just sit down and let loose. Nice.

 

[Drago]

No need to aim. Just let go and it unfurls and the end drops well bellow the edge of the rim.

 

[Globalti]

You sit down in the middle of the night?

I have to stand on my head.

 

[captain nemo1701]

I go 'girl' occasionally.

 

[r04DiE]

No need to aim. Just let go and it unfurls and the end drops well bellow the edge of the rim.

Ahem, not the same for me. I am in charge of something of a fire hose, don't you know...

 

[Drago]

Have you considered removing the garden sprinkler attachment before going to bed?

 

[subaqua]

As Dayvo says, it has been shown to help LUTS in older men.

There's also a fairly well-documented inability of some older men to pee other than standing up. This can cause real issues in hospitals/care homes where they may have need to use a bedpan or commode.

I find several pints of strong beer help with enabling a lying down piss. Sometimes I don't even wake up

Seriously though yes it can be an issue . My dad was bedbound for 6 months 30 years ago and struggled at first .

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Actually first thing in the morning I go out and pee on my lawn, which is good for the grass, avoids flushing and waking up my family, saves water and gives me a chance to assess the weather for the day.

I never knew that, maybe I'll try it and see if it counteracts the dog pee that kills it off when I forget to close the side gate and they get on there at night

Edit: I'll have to be careful tho as the neighbours CCTV system covers a chunk of our garden too.

 

[r04DiE]

Have you considered removing the garden sprinkler attachment before going to bed?

... there's an idea!

 

[Oldbloke]

No standup for me since the doctor told me not to lift anything heavy...

 

[classic33]

I never knew that, maybe I'll try it and see if it counteracts the dog pee that kills it off when I forget to close the side gate and they get on there at night

Edit: I'll have to be careful tho as the neighbours CCTV system covers a chunk of our garden too.

Just don't do it the same place every time, you'll "burn" the grass. Decent weedkiller though.

 

[Roadrider48]

It's in an unused space at the end of the long downstairs loo, behind the door, so by the time I've got there I've already negotiated the stairs. Oh and the lid stays up anyway.

Actually first thing in the morning I go out and pee on my lawn, which is good for the grass, avoids flushing and waking up my family, saves water and gives me a chance to assess the weather for the day.

Excellent!

 

[uphillstruggler]

much prefer a sit down myself.

 

[stephec]

[QUOTE 4549837, member: 21629"]Female turn

Jeez, what a thread ! I still cannot stop giggling after reading all 5 pages

I will speak for myself. So many and many times I wanted to be able to pee like a man. Less mess with clothes. Especially in cold days.

Couple of months ago I was lucky to walk with a catheter in my bladder. Eeeh happy few days, go to wc, open the valve and pretend myself I'm a man (no I wasn't urinating on the wall). No mess.

In the other hospital I met a woman who also had a catheter in her bladder. She was so happy she can piss like a man that even didn't bother to close the door in wc. [/QUOTE]
Did you still have to shake the drops off though?