Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
I'm thinking of going in early to college, locking the workshop doors and sticking a notice on saying:
Workshop closed due to fungal infestation.
Do not enter!
And then let my students sweat it out wondering how to get their furniture work done for the end of term.![]()
One student came in complaining of suffering more lost time in the workshop to complete her project. Another, we watched her, stomp her feet and then nearly storm off home.
One of the other teachers saw the notice and told his students that we got some timber in that had Scandinavian redwood fungus and it had sprouted into mushrooms overnight leading to a release of toxic spores. They all fell for it.
