BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
Maybe it's just me but it seems that when one thing goes wrong they all go wrong on a 'doomed ride'.
Ususally this happens to me when facing the headwind from hell coming in off the channel. Today I ventured out to my 'beloved' bognor regis...a doomed town if ever there was one...I had one puncture...fixed with new tube, then the rear one went with a slow puncture....crap..no spare tube..and I didnt fancy patching it up in the wind...so I abort the ride and head home standing up to ride...had to pump the dam thing up 5 times on the way...so I took off my gloves and put them into my rear night vision jacket pocket....eventually the rear tyre was totally flat so i decided to walk...in my new over shoes worn for first time today...which promptly get ripped on some glass...so i take them off and put them in my rear jacket pocket...close the zip and ping...busted zip...so i get back and go to fix the puncture...broken spoke.
This is a typical doomed ride. I get them about once in every ten rides. so I am going to ask you to cover your ears while I
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Ususally this happens to me when facing the headwind from hell coming in off the channel. Today I ventured out to my 'beloved' bognor regis...a doomed town if ever there was one...I had one puncture...fixed with new tube, then the rear one went with a slow puncture....crap..no spare tube..and I didnt fancy patching it up in the wind...so I abort the ride and head home standing up to ride...had to pump the dam thing up 5 times on the way...so I took off my gloves and put them into my rear night vision jacket pocket....eventually the rear tyre was totally flat so i decided to walk...in my new over shoes worn for first time today...which promptly get ripped on some glass...so i take them off and put them in my rear jacket pocket...close the zip and ping...busted zip...so i get back and go to fix the puncture...broken spoke.
This is a typical doomed ride. I get them about once in every ten rides. so I am going to ask you to cover your ears while I
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM