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Are you coming for a picnic.....

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 31 Mar 2008.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

  2. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    3 DVDs - how long was he doing it for? ;) And why would anyone stay around long enough for 3DVDs worth!
     
  3. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    Did he use the hole where the umbrella goes through?
     
  4. red_tom

    red_tom New Member

    Location:
    East London
    That's not Mayo!
     
  5. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    Olive oil, more like!
     
  6. gavintc

    gavintc Guru

    Location:
    Southsea
    Clearly been getting some insight from the bicycle man from Ayrshire.
     
  7. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Shorts Adjustment Expert

    Location:
    Essex
    On a more serious note, what's the difference, in principle, between this and two consenting adults going at it on Hampstead Heath? And can you actually have sex with a picnic table since it has no gender?
     
  8. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    What's going on in the UK, sex with a picnic table, bicycle, lampost, are there not enough women to go around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. OP
    OP
    betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    I think this was in Bellevue (how appropriate!) in The US
     
  10. LLB

    LLB Guest

    He wasn't tempted to get it on with a patio heater then :smile:
     
  11. Mortiroloboy

    Mortiroloboy New Member

    Are they not ahead of us timewise? That'd make it 1st April already in Ohio.
     
  12. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Puts a whole new perspective on 'The Belleville Rendezvous'!

    Anyway, surely having sex with a picnic hamper is easier and more discrete! Not that I've tried, or ever contemplated it, of course. :smile:
     
  13. OP
    OP
    betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Surely then you'd be a picnic humper!
     
  14. sheddy

    sheddy Veteran

    Location:
    Suffolk
    Was it knot a hole in one ?