Are you coming for a picnic.....

[betty swollocks]

......he did!

 

[Noodley]

3 DVDs - how long was he doing it for? And why would anyone stay around long enough for 3DVDs worth!

 

[rich p]

Did he use the hole where the umbrella goes through?

 

[red_tom]

That's not Mayo!

 

[Melvil]

Olive oil, more like!

 

[gavintc]

Clearly been getting some insight from the bicycle man from Ayrshire.

 

[ChrisKH]

On a more serious note, what's the difference, in principle, between this and two consenting adults going at it on Hampstead Heath? And can you actually have sex with a picnic table since it has no gender?

 

[Keith Oates]

What's going on in the UK, sex with a picnic table, bicycle, lampost, are there not enough women to go around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[betty swollocks]

What's going on in the UK, sex with a picnic table, bicycle, lampost, are there not enough women to go around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think this was in Bellevue (how appropriate!) in The US

 

[LLB]

He wasn't tempted to get it on with a patio heater then

 

[Mortiroloboy]

Are they not ahead of us timewise? That'd make it 1st April already in Ohio.

 

[Dayvo]

I think this was in Bellevue (how appropriate!) in The US

Puts a whole new perspective on 'The Belleville Rendezvous'!

Anyway, surely having sex with a picnic hamper is easier and more discrete! Not that I've tried, or ever contemplated it, of course.

 

[betty swollocks]

Anyway, surely having sex with a picnic hamper is easier

Surely then you'd be a picnic humper!

 

[sheddy]

Was it knot a hole in one ?