Are you coming for a picnic.....

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 31 Mar 2008.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

  2. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    3 DVDs - how long was he doing it for? ;) And why would anyone stay around long enough for 3DVDs worth!
  3. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Did he use the hole where the umbrella goes through?
  4. red_tom

    red_tom New Member

    East London
    That's not Mayo!
  5. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    Olive oil, more like!
  6. gavintc

    gavintc Guru

    Clearly been getting some insight from the bicycle man from Ayrshire.
  7. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Veteran

    On a more serious note, what's the difference, in principle, between this and two consenting adults going at it on Hampstead Heath? And can you actually have sex with a picnic table since it has no gender?
  8. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    What's going on in the UK, sex with a picnic table, bicycle, lampost, are there not enough women to go around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. OP
    betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    I think this was in Bellevue (how appropriate!) in The US
  10. LLB

    LLB Guest

    He wasn't tempted to get it on with a patio heater then :smile:
  11. Mortiroloboy

    Mortiroloboy New Member

    Are they not ahead of us timewise? That'd make it 1st April already in Ohio.
  12. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Puts a whole new perspective on 'The Belleville Rendezvous'!

    Anyway, surely having sex with a picnic hamper is easier and more discrete! Not that I've tried, or ever contemplated it, of course. :smile:
  13. OP
    betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Surely then you'd be a picnic humper!
  14. sheddy

    sheddy Guru

    Was it knot a hole in one ?
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