Are you Cool?

[Ming the Merciless]

Are you cool and why?

https://www.theguardian.com/science...rts-size-up-scientists-attempt-to-define-cool

 

[Wixsteman]

I was earlier, but I put a cardigan on and now I’m fine

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh yeah, I'm so cool, I pretend I'm not, so as not to make anyone jealous!

 

[Drago]

I used to consider myself cool, but now I know of Accy's existence it's clearl im not.

 

[numbnuts]

Yesterday while out on a walk I was told "you look cool"
But I think he was referring to my clothes, vest and short shorts in yellow

 

[N0bodyOfTheGoat]

Yeah, I'm running around all whacked off with scooby snacks.

 

[raleighnut]

Not trying too hard is the secret, Lewis Hamilton being a good example of someone doing this, he tries so desperately but just ends up looking a berk.

 

[T4tomo]

I was earlier, but I put a cardigan on and now I’m fine

Ah but were you? possession of a cardigan is 9/10ths of the way to wearing one.....

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm so layed back that I fall over!

 

[Stevo 666]

Maybe we need a human version of Top Gear 'Cool Wall'?

 

[a.twiddler]

I'm not cool. When out on my recumbent others comment on my coolness, but I have my inner doubts. If I thought I was cool, would that immediately make me not-cool? I also have sandals and socks, and sometimes wear them simultaneously. I sometimes wear a sports jacket. I don't have a cardigan. Perhaps I should rush out and buy one!

If I were to wear a cardigan while recumbenting could that cause an existential crisis in onlookers?

Does any of this even matter?

 

[Pblakeney]

Well, I get zero in the "not cool" section and plenty in the cool section so I guess I must be somewhat cool.
I think my coolest attribute though will be that I don't give a.....

 

[FishFright]

There is only rule, if you consider yourself to be cool then you're not.

 

[Moon bunny]

As a cuke.

 

[Beebo]

Does it get more cool than a man in his twenties hanging around with 16 year old school kids in a diner?

It’s actually a bit creepy. Possibly the most uncool thing you can think of.