Are you posteriorologically pulchritudinous?

[betty swollocks]

I apparently am, judging the the amount of recent comments - mostly from ribald front passengers of adjacent cars and also gaggles of raucous schoolgirls.
"Oi mate: nice arse."
To me, my rear end is no more perter, peachier or velvety than it ever was.
But onlookers (admirers??) obviously think otherwise.
So, how's yours?

 

[vernon]

So, how's yours?

Behind me.

 

[midliferider]

I personally do not make comments about anything without actually inspecting it myself.

 

[vernon]

I personally do not make comments about anything without actually inspecting it myself.

No rear view mirror big enough then?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This thread is nothing without pictures!!

 

[midliferider]

That is my point. I can not make any comment about Betty's.

 

[vernon]

That is my point. I can not make any comment about Betty's.

You weren't asked to. You were meant to self assess.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

.... self assess.

I'm assuming you forgot to put the r in assess.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I had mine slapped once by a car passenger

 

[asterix]

This thread is nothing without pictures!!

Yeah, but what is it with pictures? Be careful what you wish for, I say.

 

[betty swollocks]

This thread is nothing without pictures!!

Cameras on panorama mode?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cameras on panorama mode?

Or fisheye lens!

 

[PeteXXX]

I want a new one for Christmas.....
This one's got a crack in it

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

I got pinched a few times by female customers when I still had the rickshaw so I suppose my derriere must have a certain something.

 

[byegad]

I suspect that the comments will stop if you go back to wearing something on it.