Are you posteriorologically pulchritudinous?

[Dangermouse]

Just got the BIG mirror out and...........OMG I've been shot

 

[Speicher]

Just got the BIG mirror out and...........OMG I've been shot

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

You first sweetie...

MDB would.

 

[Dangermouse]

Well I aint showing you the entry wound.................

 

[derrick]

I'll let you judge.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Behind me.

Oh no it isn't.......

 

[Pat "5mph"]

No comment

 

[vernon]

Well I aint showing you the entry wound.................

The assailant was a crack shot then?

 

[cyberknight]

I have trouble getting trousers to fit, its not the waist but i need a loose fit if you know what i mean .

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I seem to have developed the habit of knocking things over with mine as I turn round, that suggests to me mine has got bigger recently, I really must reduce the fixed wheel mileage, like cybernight I have to have loose fitting trousers, and its not just my arse, I sometimes have trouble finding trousers that fit over my thighs.

 

[cyberknight]

I seem to have developed the habit of knocking things over with mine as I turn round, that suggests to me mine has got bigger recently, I really must reduce the fixed wheel mileage, like cybernight I have to have loose fitting trousers, and its not just my arse, I sometimes have trouble finding trousers that fit over my thighs.

That's a problem too,30 waist and 24 round each upper thigh

 

[gavgav]

I got pinched a few times by female customers when I still had the rickshaw so I suppose my derriere must have a certain something.

Reminds me of the royal oak in bowness ............

 

[Deleted member 1258]

That's a problem too,30 waist and 24 round each upper thigh

I'm not quite that big, still 21" round the upper thigh with a 34 waist

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Reminds me of the royal oak in bowness ............

In the late 1960's I was in the Navy and stationed in Gosport, the other side of the harbour from Portsmouth, on a night out in Portsmouth I walked into a back street pub and had my bum pinched three times whilst walking across the pub to the bar, the problem was there wasn't a woman anywhere in the pub, I had a very swift half and left very quickly.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In the late 1960's I was in the Navy and stationed in Gosport, the other side of the harbour from Portsmouth, on a night out in Portsmouth I walked into a back street pub and had my bum pinched three times whilst walking across the pub to the bar, the problem was there wasn't a woman anywhere in the pub, I had a very swift half and left very quickly.

But you were IN THE NAVY!! ..... So what did you expect?