Are you related to royalty?

[User]

 

[ianrauk]

You are Royalty to us User....

 

[asterix]

Guess it'd have to be Miss Middleton as the others kept it in the family as much as possible.

 

[Hilldodger]

I would have been if Edward 7 hadn't murdered Richard the Third!

 

[XmisterIS]

I am the king of the imaginary people who live under my bed. Just look at my magnificent blue crown eblazoned with the royal letter "S"! There can be no more compelling a demonstration of my majesty!

 

[Dayvo]

Not royalty, but my great-grandmother's cousin was Lord Kitchener.

 

[Night Train]

Yes, both myself and all Royalty decended from the same small cluster of cells in the primordial soup.
It's why they have my avatar on the Royal coat of arms.

 

[markg0vbr]

naaaaaaaaaa conman as muck "n" living in a non autocratic commune with Dennis, how in the biweekly semi democratic gathering, for primal screaming and chanting, was elected as chair, he is no relation ether.

 

[Paulus]

I hope not.

 

[ComedyPilot]

And so begins the feverish, vicarious, @rse licking and sucking up that produced the tabloid frenzy which hounded one woman to her death.

They haven't learned, have they?

 

[PaulB]

I am and that's for sure. My cousin's a screaming dame regarded as the biggest queen in Liverpool. So yes, I am related to royalty. A queen's cousin. And right proud of it.

 

[Archie_tect]

What, related to Royalty?.... you mean in-bred, with all sorts of genetic code problems lurking under the surface, not too bright and incapable of maintaining relationships or living within their means?

That'll be No', then.

 

[asterix]

I would have been if Edward 7 hadn't murdered Richard the Third!

It were 'enery. Bertie was much later. So maybe there has been a misunderstanding and you are Royal after all! Bad luck

 

[asterix]

And so begins the feverish, vicarious, @rse licking and sucking up that produced the tabloid frenzy which hounded one woman to her death.

They haven't learned, have they?

This is what you need.

(I think the sick bags are sold out)

 

[661-Pete]

I am the king of the imaginary people who live under my bed. Just look at my magnificent blue crown eblazoned with the royal letter "S"! There can be no more compelling a demonstration of my majesty!

You are Richard III and have just discovered you have no horse! You realise what you have been sitting on all this time. Hence your avatar...