Are You Wearing a Hat?

[Pat "5mph"]

I wear this on the bike sometimes, but I keep losing them to the wind.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Not surprised at that size

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No, hats are for jakey wee neds

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Damn. What was the name of the Weegie presenter of the Scottish version of Crimewatch in the 70s that was always going on about Neds?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Ned = Non Educated Delinquent.

 

[smutchin]

Ned = Non Educated Delinquent.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backronym

 

[Crackle]

I wear this on the bike sometimes, but I keep losing them to the wind.

You should eat less fibre.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

You can make hats out of shredded wheat?

 

[Dayvo]

I wear this on the bike sometimes, but I keep losing them to the wind.

Bloody 'ell, Pat! Is that your forehead?

You need some factor 100 sun cream to prevent burnt dry skin, although I think it's a wee bit late now. It's more well done, in fact.

 

[Diggs]

I am wearing a hat, as it gives the impression that I have a full head of hair.

 

[ufkacbln]

Bloody 'ell, Pat! Is that your forehead?

You need some factor 100 sun cream to prevent burnt dry skin, although I think it's a wee bit late now. It's more well done, in fact.

I could make comments about Scots and hair colour

Or could point out that Irn Bru IS made of girders, hence the rust colour

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Irn Bru is made of chewing gum and halitosis.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I got another 7 of them Irn Bru caps, anybody wants one for free pm me, it's 2.85 postage.
I know that because I sold one on EBay to a guy in Manchester

 

[potsy]

I got another 7 of them Irn Bru caps, anybody wants one for free pm me, it's 2.85 postage.
I know that because I sold one on EBay to a guy in Manchester

Wasn't me, before anyone says it

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Wasn't me, before anyone says it

I know your name, so I know it's not you
Who's the cutie in your avatar?