Arrivals at the Ball...

[Greedo]

I know!

Someone doesn't half love his own thread!

I can see why some of you are not really into Brand and Ross if this is your humour.

 

[beanzontoast]

I know!

Someone doesn't half love his own thread!

 

[beanzontoast]

[Just for you Greedo - another brand new one!]

... and prowling round the rapidly depleting buffet, the family whose capacity to eat is legend...

Mr and Mrs Anymoresarnies
and their rotund son
Arthur

 

[beanzontoast]

... while the family of dieticians wag their fingers at them and issue stark health warnings...

Mr and Mrs Besorryyouatethat
and their son
Yul

 

[beanzontoast]

... and bursting into song with their Brotherhood of Man repertiore, the famous barber-shop family...

Mr and Mrs Kissesforme
and their tenor son
Xavier

 

[beanzontoast]

...while those anti-proponents of the class system who just can't stop measuring themselves against the social standing of all the other guests have just arrived...

Mr and Mrs Thanweare
and their judgemental son
Uriah

 

[beanzontoast]

OK, as there's been comments about hogging my own thread (!) just one more....

...and the debate-loving family arguing with everyone about whether the credit crunch was actually started by a butterfly flapping its wings in central Africa...

Mr and Mrs Nothingtodowithit
and their physicist son
Scott

 

[Noodley]

Steady now boys! Here comes Mr and Mrs Ascious, and their daughter with all the curves in all the right places, Sal.

 

[Noodley]

And just making it into the room with seconds to spare are Mr and Mrs Thenickotime and their son, Justin.

 

[Paulus]

Please welcome the straight up and down family, Mr and Mrs Ailway, and their son Ra.

 

[Noodley]

Accompanying her parents, Mr and Mrs Seane, she'll set you on fire, it's Kerry.

 

[beanzontoast]

Accompanying her parents, Mr and Mrs Seane, she'll set you on fire, it's Kerry.

 

[Noodley]

Oh dear, take cover or at least hope your not on your own at the end of the night, all the way from the East with her parents Mr and Mrs Bagospanerz, it's Facelika

 

[Noodley]

Ladies, it's the moment you've been waiting for; this Greek god will have your heart all a flutter, with his parents Mr and Mrs Thmias, it's Arry


(I suppose a bit obscure and medical....)

 

[Noodley]

Ladies, you are spoilt for choice this evening, a man I'm sure you'll find many uses for with his parents Mr and Mrs Yurathane, it's Paul