Arrivals at the Ball...

[longers]

Ladies, you are spoilt for choice this evening, a man I'm sure you'll find many uses for with his parents Mr and Mrs Yurathane, it's Paul

Is his sister Polly not coming?

 

[Noodley]

Is his sister Polly not coming?

She's digging the escape tunnel...

 

[Gerry Attrick]

We welcome our proud sponsor, the multi-millionaire Sir Ivor Gottwads and his fiancee Gladys Myne.

 

[DaveP]

And so we come to the end of the Hotelier’s ball, where Samantha has to pop off to continue her evening job trying out country house hotel rooms for a travel guide book. She tells me that she enjoys a different local inn every night…

 

[DaveP]

As the Frenchman’s Ball draws to a close Samantha tells us she’s off to a gourmet evening, where her favourite French chef has prepared a nine course dinner. Looking at the menu, she says she’s not so keen on some of his traditional dishes, but she’s spotted something tempting between the Frog’s Legs and the Boeuf En Croute, which also looks nice…

 

[ComedyPilot]

Introducing a special celebrity guest, Simple Minds lead singer Jim Kerr, his spanish wife Rosarita and their son Juan

 

[Noodley]

Another far travelled guest, this time from the Emerald Isle, Mr and Mrs O'Dawr. Their son will no doubt carry of the ladies; I introduce Stevie

 

[Noodley]

This family should get everyone in the mood for a few songs, Mr and Mrs Wheelson-Thebus and their daughter, Dee

 

[beanzontoast]

... looking rather soggy after their yacht was holed and barely limped into port, it's that well known family of amateur sailors...

Mr and Mrs Ting-Badly
and their daughter
Liz

 

[beanzontoast]

... and handing out registration forms as they enter, welcome the most learned family to attend tonight's soiree...

Mr and Mrs Pen-University
and their regular swot of a son
Theo

 

[beanzontoast]

... and the family of cartoonists who specialise in keeping the old tradition of flick-book animation alive...

Mr and Mrs Istanceofvision
and their son
Perce

 

[beanzontoast]

...and just sliding in, easily the most clean-cut and hairless of all the families attenting this evening, please welcome...

Mr and Mrs Ette
and their sharp-as-a-razor daughter
Jill

 

[beanzontoast]

...and with a chat-up line that is failing miserably to impress any of the elegant ladies in tonight's gathering...

Mr and Mrs Remindmeofmylastgirlfriend
and their hapless son
Uri

 

[beanzontoast]

...and questionning all the guests after a brick was put through the window of a Porsche in the car park, the family of security guards continue their enquiries...

Mr and Mrs Itornot
and their son
Jethro

 

[beanzontoast]

...though, at least one family has been cleared of involvement and have got the all-clear to leave whenever they like...

Mr and Mrs Go
and their daughter
Freda