As a Member of a Parliament

[Speicher]

Christopher Robbing should have decided the case.

I claimed residence in an Estate with One Hundred Acres, while living in a Tree Star Hotel. Did you expect me to stay in a Moat House? I just forgot about the mortgage because I cannot do somes.

I claimed expences for IT, cos my spellung is zo bad.

I plead that I am not a flight risk, and I do not give a hoot for your howls of derision.

 

[Speicher]

Has nobody heard the lunchtime news about the MP David Chaytor and his expenses claim?

 

[TVC]

Yep, now calm down and have some hunney.

 

[Speicher]

Yep, now calm down and have some hunney.

Ee You're right!

 

[Aperitif]

I don't give a shi Pooh about MPs expenses. It's the MPs 'cheeps' that we need to watch...or is that tweets?