As a mouth breather...

[booze and cake]

Dodged a bullet yesterday, riding along, huge blue bottle straight in the cake hole, still better than hummus

 

[jefmcg]

Tape the mouth shut, you will soon get used to using your nose.

Well, no, I'd go into oxygen debt and then I'd pass out.

You a vegetarian then?

What a strange question. Well, I was yesterday. Oh, and today, so far at least.

I tie a bandana over my mouth and nose, I look like a bandito but it gets the job done

Doh! I did have a buff in my saddle bag.

No flying ants here as yet, but I had to pick some kind of a bug out of my left eye yesterday evening after a ride.

I ended up in a NHS walk-in centre with a scratch cornea the day after a baby fly got under my eyelid and did the tarantella. I'm a bug magnet.

 

[GuyBoden]

Difficulty breathing through the nose could be caused by Nasal polyps, you can have them removed.

 

[Reynard]

Dodged a bullet yesterday, riding along, huge blue bottle straight in the cake hole, still better than hummus

Ooooooeeeeerrrrrr!

 

[Reynard]

I ended up in a NHS walk-in centre with a scratch cornea the day after a baby fly got under my eyelid and did the tarantella. I'm a bug magnet.

Eeeek! Sounds painful.

Glasses have been duly purchased. Hopefully no more cycling with one eye shut and nose dribbling like a leaky tap.

 

[jefmcg]

Difficulty breathing through the nose could be caused by Nasal polyps, you can have them removed.

I assume this is directed at me.

1. I don't have polyps. I've always been this way, and have been investigated thoroughly.
2. We are all mouth breathers when pushing. I admit it, is the only difference. OK, I am also a mouth breather when I am asleep, but I've done all I can to address that.