As I was saying about roadkill.....

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rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
.....I've just spent 3 days on the bike cycling from Derbyshire to Brighton and the roadkill stats are as follows:-

3 Blue Tits
2 Pheasants
1 Kestrel
1 Starling
2 Blackbirds
2 Dunnocks
1 Badger
2 Foxes
1 Weasel
2 Rats
1 Hedhehog
2 Squirrels
168 Rabbits (stupid creatures)

2 prs Mens underpants (not my size)

22 Disposable nappies (well, the clue is in the name:wacko:)
 
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rich p

rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
Uncle Mort said:
Shame about the roadkill richp, we saw three dead badgers in the Peak District this summer - poor sods.

But it sounds like a nice ride - have you posted details elsewhere?

No, maybe a short piece in T&E later.

Some of the festering bodies were a bit gruesome.
 
rich p said:
.....I've just spent 3 days on the bike cycling from Derbyshire to Brighton and the roadkill stats are as follows:-

3 Blue Tits
2 Pheasants
1 Kestrel
1 Starling
2 Blackbirds
2 Dunnocks
1 Badger
2 Foxes
1 Weasel
2 Rats
1 Hedhehog
2 Squirrels
168 Rabbits (stupid creatures)
2 prs Mens underpants (not my size)
22 Disposable nappies (well, the clue is in the name:wacko:)
And a partridge in a pear tree :rofl:
 
rich p said:
.....I've just spent 3 days on the bike cycling from Derbyshire to Brighton and the roadkill stats are as follows:-

3 Blue Tits
2 Pheasants
1 Kestrel
1 Starling
2 Blackbirds
2 Dunnocks
1 Badger
2 Foxes
1 Weasel
2 Rats
1 Hedhehog
2 Squirrels
168 Rabbits (stupid creatures)

2 prs Mens underpants (not my size)

22 Disposable nappies (well, the clue is in the name:wacko:)

Blimey, Rich! Do you go round with a blackboard on your back and record everything a la Charles Darwin? :wacko:
 
rich p said:
.....I've just spent 3 days on the bike cycling from Derbyshire to Brighton and the roadkill stats are as follows:-

3 Blue Tits
2 Pheasants
1 Kestrel
1 Starling
2 Blackbirds
2 Dunnocks
1 Badger
2 Foxes
1 Weasel
2 Rats
1 Hedhehog
2 Squirrels
168 Rabbits (stupid creatures)

2 prs Mens underpants (not my size)

22 Disposable nappies (well, the clue is in the name:wacko:)

How do you know? Did you try them on?

And what about the disposable nappies? You didn't say if they fit! :wacko:
 
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rich p

rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
Dayvo said:
Blimey, Rich! Do you go round with a blackboard on your back and record everything a la Charles Darwin? :wacko:

Dayvo said:
How do you know? Did you try them on?

And what about the disposable nappies? You didn't say if they fit! :biggrin:


the rabbit count I guessed:biggrin:

I did think about trying the nappies as shorts padding but the sticky tabs had gonexx(
 

tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
Are disposable nappies and mens underpants endangered species now due to the high volume of traffic on the road?
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
I have a growing photo album of photographs of dead animals I've found while out and about... (yes, yes, it's a bit weird, but they're tasteful pics of rather beautiful animals)...
so far, I have...
3 rabbits, a gannet, 3 moles, a large beetle, a fox, a starling, a pike, an adder, a housemartin, a pheasant, a chicken, some tiny fish left on top of a rubbish bin, a crow, a deer, a red squirrel and a butterfly.
:wacko:
 

tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
Fnaar said:
I have a growing photo album of photographs of dead animals I've found while out and about... (yes, yes, it's a bit weird, but they're tasteful pics of rather beautiful animals)...
so far, I have...
3 rabbits, a gannet, 3 moles, a large beetle, a fox, a starling, a pike, an adder, a housemartin, a pheasant, a chicken, some tiny fish left on top of a rubbish bin, a crow, a deer, a red squirrel and a butterfly.
:thumbsup:

Any Nappies?
 

02GF74

Über Member
last week I saw a femal partridge type thing fly under a car, flap about a bit and then croak it. regret not picking it up as when I came back in the evneing, it was totally splattered on t he road - a good dinner wasted.

also saw a muntjac (sp?) deer, guts splattered everywhere, not a nice site.
 
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