Ask me any question you like

[Arch]

oh and Mr Paul - it's a flightless bird of the Spheniscidae family.

 

[Arch]

Alright then, here's one to be diplomatic over. What do I weigh?

(obvious deliberate underestimation will fare no better than a guess on the heavy side...)

 

[Greedo]

I suppose that is a bike. But no rack, no mudguards, about half the proper number of spokes....

Beware, you don't know my definition of a real cyclist.... I mean, what about n+1?

You are far too advanced for me. I bow to your superior knowledge Arch. You are a cycling purest. You bored with the tea thread already today

Forgive me father for i have sinned

I own a bike that's not up to scrath in the eye's of the elite on an internet forum. Whilst i enjoy cycling and like to join in some banter with some like minded people i just don't seem to come up to scratch!!!

Maybe i'll try and find an internet forum for people who work hard most of the year and have busy lifes but when they have some spare time enjoy cycling and not looked down as they don't ride every day

 

[Greedo]

Oh, so it's like a penguin?

Aye! just like one of them but not in a Q

 

[Greedo]

Alright then, here's one to be diplomatic over. What do I weigh?

(obvious deliberate underestimation will fare no better than a guess on the heavy side...)

9st 6lb

 

[Arch]

Oh, come on, grow up. Can't take a joke? Selective blindness to smilies?

I'm sure it's a lovely bike. It's not one I'd choose, but then I need a bike to do different things from you. In fact I need bikes to do many different things, hence I have more than one.

And it's purist, not purest. I don't think I've been a 'purest' anything for many years now....

 

[thomas]

What is the best/your favourite penguin/penquin joke?

 

[ianrauk]

Are you an attention seeker Greedo?

 

[Greedo]

Oh, come on, grow up. Can't take a joke? Selective blindness to smilies?

I'm sure it's a lovely bike. It's not one I'd choose, but then I need a bike to do different things from you. In fact I need bikes to do many different things, hence I have more than one.

And it's purist, not purest. I don't think I've been a 'purest' anything for many years now....

I'm tired Arch. it's been a buzy weak and yoor right my spelling is shawking tooday

 

[Greedo]

Are you an attention seeker Greedo?

Isn't everyone who starts a thread?

 

[Baggy]

Isn't everyone who starts a thread?

We're asking you the questions

 

[Baggy]

Why am I feeling ill when it's a weekend?

 

[ianrauk]

No not at all... you are not attention seeking if you asking for advice say for a new chain etc are you?

Just that you seem to spend more time posting on here then being with your lovely missus, all your great mates and your very nice bike.. don't take offense, just an observation.

Isn't everyone who starts a thread?

 

[TVC]

Have your scabs cleared up yet?

 

[Greedo]

No not at all... you are not attention seeking if you asking for advice say for a new chain etc are you?

Just that you seem to spend more time posting on here then being with your lovely missus, all your great mates and your very nice bike.. don't take offense, just an observation.

none taken.

She's out, can't be bothered going out on the bike and they are away. Who knows maybe I am an attention seeking. I'd put it more down to boredom today tbh