I used to cycle past a local car wash on my rides (mainly Sunday) and see what i thought of as lazy people queuing up to have their cars washed and then see them still in the queue an hour or so later on my ride back!

I'm a little less physically able now,but when they day comes where i have to sit for an hour in a queue to have someone wash my car while i sit on my backside...then just take me out and shoot me!!
To me,having someone wash your car if you're able to do it yourself is akin to having someone wipe your backside,when you're perfectly capable of doing it yourself!
Edit...Having said that,i wouldn't mind someone coming round and running the vacuum cleaner around my flat and dusting once a fortnight or so! If any of you fancy it PM me and we can work out a timetable.
