At the Cyclemagic Christmas Party

[Hilldodger]

There was a huge fight!

Nothing to do with us, it was outside in a part of town I've never seen trouble before. Still, it gave everyone some entertainment and the Police car lights added to the christmas feel.:?:

 

[trustysteed]

the Police car lights added to the christmas feel.

how did you hang them on the tree?

 

[ChrisKH]

What were you doing in Manchester city centre at 4.00 am?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

What were you doing in Manchester city centre at 4.00 am?

Enjoying a roast.

 

[trustysteed]

Enjoying a roast.

ooo, yummy, was it a spit?

 

[Pete]

More likely a barf than a spit...
(can I use that word?)

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

ooo, yummy, was it a spit?

Girls who spit don't get invited to footballers' parties. I think the principal attributes are:

1. IQ barely in double figures, so the footballers won't be outclassed.
2. Surgically enhanced body with breasts larger than Pamela Anderson.
3. The sexual expertise of a porn star.
4. The stamina of port prostitute.

 

[trustysteed]

i'm feeling strangely aroused at the thought...

 

[spandex]

i bet that left you on a bigger hi then you was on with all the drink