B3: Boris's Barmy Bridge

[BoldonLad]

How about a booze pipeline? Cut out the bottling plants, pipe it straight over!

Now THAT is an excellent idea!

 

[Markymark]

[QUOTE 5127933, member: 259"]Anyway, they'll have to build a massive duty free in the middle so the punters can load up on cigs and industrial French lager.[/QUOTE]
And some sort of scaletrix lane change switch to swap sides of the road half way through.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

And some sort of scaletrix lane change switch to swap sides of the road half way through.

Only for Audis

 

[Drago]

[QUOTE 5127972, member: 259"]Certainly good value. According to my excruciatingly detailed impact assessment, two months of EU contributions could be used to send a giant inflatable model of Boris Johnson into space. You might have to quadruple that to send the real one, but getting something that heavy into orbit's never going to be easy.[/QUOTE]

We don't just want to fire the bumbling tramp into orbit. We want him fired into orbit around the Sun.

 

[mjr]

We don't just want to fire the bumbling tramp into orbit. We want him fired into orbit around the Sun.

But, y'know, we might miscalculate and get a decaying orbit...

 

[Drago]

Another idea....

The Colossus at Eric Pickles house.

 

[Drago]

Oh live a little, stop being so boring. Spunk some money up the wall building something a bit daft.

Let’s show the Egyptians how to do these properly. Built over Basingstoke. In beige.

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Steady on old chap. Beige is a bit risqué for Basingstoke. Don't want to risk over stimulating the locals!

 

[rich p]

Now THAT is an excellent idea!

They don't make beer in France