Bad Christmas presents - I hope you kept the receipt...

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TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
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Deep in the throes of indecision that characterise this time of year, I was agonising over a present for SWMBO.
I eventually hit upon theatre tickets – everyone likes the theatre, don’t they?
So, out with the smartphone – prod, prod – local theatre – prod, prod – what’s on – prod – Madame Butterfly!
Ooh, thought I. Bit of opera, costumes, acting, Puccini, what’s not to like?
Let’s have a quick look at the plot.

Act One
An American guy – Pinkerton - marries a young Japanese woman – Butterfly.
After all, he knows divorce is easy in Japan.

Act Two
Pinkerton has been back in the US for over two years, Butterfly is raising their child.
She thinks he’s coming back to her. No-one else does.

Act Three
Pinkerton comes back to collect the child. With his American wife.
Butterfly kills herself.

Perhaps not the best idea after all. Maybe I’ll get some Chanel Number 5…

Tell us your tales of woefully poor present decisions.
Feel free to change names to protect the culprit victim.
 
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Deep in the throes of indecision that characterise this time of year, I was agonising over a present for SWMBO.
I eventually hit upon theatre tickets – everyone likes the theatre, don’t they?
So, out with the smartphone – prod, prod – local theatre – prod, prod – what’s on – prod – Madame Butterfly!
Ooh, thought I. Bit of opera, costumes, acting, Puccini, what’s not to like?
Let’s have a quick look at the plot.

Act One
An American guy – Pinkerton - marries a young Japanese woman – Butterfly.
After all, he knows divorce is easy in Japan.

Act Two
Pinkerton has been back in the US for over two years, Butterfly is raising their child.
She thinks he’s coming back to her. No-one else does.

Act Three
Pinkerton comes back to collect the child. With his American wife.
Butterfly kills herself.

Perhaps not the best idea after all. Maybe I’ll get some Chanel Number 5

Tell us your tales of woefully poor present decisions.
Feel free to change names to protect the culprit victim.

No 5 Eau Premiere even better! :thumbsup:
Personally I'll take tickets for Mme Butterfly happily as well.. I would give you A+ for both (and/or the body creme) the perfume and the ticket!!

Worse birthday present (received) ever: A steam cleaner! :evil:
 

Herr-B

Senior Member
Location
Keelby
Worst birthday present - a pair of purple trousers - at age 15. :angry:

Never wore them, horrible looking things. Never received purple trousers since so all is now well with the world.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
When I was about 14, in a quandry about what to get my Sister one year, I gave her a t-shirt I'd got free.

It was for a film of 'Waiting to Exhale' (I can't quite remember why I ended up with it, but I was desperate!) :laugh:


This went down like a bacon Sarnie at a Bar Mitzva when she found out I'd got it for nothing and I'm sure she was hoping I'd exhale my last right there! :whistle:
 

EltonFrog

Legendary Member
My aunt once bought me posh slippers for my birthday once. You know the type, the burgundy leather with no back to them, monogrammed 'n all so they were. I feckin hated them on sight and refused to take them. No prissy pressy for me that year! Ho hum!
 
Got swmbo a microwave one year :B)
 
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