Bad Christmas presents - I hope you kept the receipt...

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Shortly after quitting (compulsory) Latin lessons, I was give a copy of "Winnie Ille Pu". Winnie the Poo in Latin... never got any further than the first line of the first page...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My brother once got some Musical Dinosaur Pooh ('press here and it'll play a tune!')

LUCKILY, he was into fossils and so on at the time, so it wasn't as bad as it probably sounds.

 

[MrJamie]

I really hate novelty or funny presents that serve no purpose 5 minutes after opening. I think the worst offender recently was Bacon Toothpaste, which is still sat in its packet somewhere.

Just had a look in my stock of unwanted aftershaves and found some "Gilette Storm Force", apparently the "spicy" variety and says ©2003. I think ill have a pre-christmas junk clearout

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I really hate novelty or funny presents that serve no purpose 5 minutes after opening. I think the worst offender recently was Bacon Toothpaste, which is still sat in its packet somewhere.

Just had a look in my stock of unwanted aftershaves and found some "Gilette Storm Force", apparently the "spicy" variety and says ©2003. I think ill have a pre-christmas junk clearout

Post the toothpaste here so I can clean Cindy's teeth!

 

[Trail Child]

I was in the hospital 2 years ago before Christmas and friends brought me a gift basket full of chocolate, cookies and fruit. I was hospitalized because I couldn't take in or keep down and food or liquids because of the treatment I was on. Duh. I promptly sent it to the nurses' station.

 

[TVC]

Not Christmas, but for a birthday I was given some Sabre-Toothed Tiger Poo.