Bad commute

[Origamist]

Problem with this commuting lark - you lose weight, things become rather loose, and fall off....

I spat out a loose crown once and spent twenty minutes searching for it...

 

[hackbike 6]

Best place for a wedding ring is down the toilet.<sometimes>

 

[Riding in Circles]

Best place for a wedding ring is down the toilet.<sometimes>

Let's change that, best thing to do with a wedding ring is throw it off a cliff, preferably while the bitch is wearing it!

 

[malkie]

Er, no. If he'd done that, the 13 year old boy would have gone down the drain along with the keys.

What you need is an emergency service that supplies 13 year old boys on demand, for retrieving keys, sweeping chimneys, operating video recorders, that sort of thing.

Have a word with Pr*mark ... they may have some contacts in the child labour area ... allegedly.

 

[hackbike 6]

Should've flicked your foot to kick the keys out the way.

Thank you Ronaldinho.

 

[Arch]

Only last week, no week beofre now, sorry, in France, as we rode out of a little town after a coffee stop, the rear light came loose out of one of our party's Kingcycle rear fairing and rolled across the road and down a drain. It was retrieved by two of the party, but they had to work together - from what I heard, one could reach it, but not get his hand back through the grate holding it, so he had to pass it up to the guy who could get it through. That's teamwork!