Bah-humbug...Christmas gripes

[Shut Up Legs]

Christmas muzak piped into stressed shoppers' ears in shopping centres, the same old cr#p you've heard for however many decades you've lived.

 

[Lonestar]

The fact that i have to buy feckin' presents.

Heh,I don't.

 

[subaqua]

Mr R bought a load at New Year about three or for years ago. We're still eating them. They're lovely sliced and fried in butter with a dollop of creme fraiche and a slug of brandy.

Mrs sub goes mad making them . We had a lovely 2012 made one last weekend for advent .


Poke that up yer hate Christmas thread

 

[screenman]

A month without much in the way of income, it has happened for the last 40 years and I hate it.

 

[Tin Pot]

No mandatory time off work for the first time in years! $$$

 

[Mrs M]

Mass turkey killing

 

[subaqua]

A month without much in the way of income, it has happened for the last 40 years and I hate it.

You chose to be self employed though . You can't say that it's not a known either. So you factor that in . Always used to set aside a percentage for rest of months to cover the 4 weeks ( 2 either side) at Christmas .

 

[biggs682]

Why do we only ever have Christmas pudding once a year when we're too full to enjoy it?
I had some last week. I've still got a couple more...

We start testing both Mince Pies and Christmas Puds from early November so love it

What i hate about xmas is the sitting at work xmas & new years eve waiting to be told we can go ................ oh and the amount of money some people spend that goes straight in the bin on posh wrapping paper and cards etc etc

 

[User33236]

My Christmas gripe is folk who incorrectly use Bah! Humbug! as bah humbug!, bah-humbug, or any other form. It is two separate exclamations and should be written as so

 

[pawl]

'Tis the season to be jolly!

Crock 'o shite.

Put all your Christmas grumblings in here, I'll start...

People with excessive Christmas lights - everyone hates you, and has done since September when you put them up.

When will the garden centre start selling garden related products.

Santa on the information desk,dont make me laugh,

Perhaps he is extolling the vertues of raindeer crap over chicken s...t as a fertiliser.

 

[DaveReading]

It was suggested to me a couple of days ago that a do I'm going to next month would be fancy dress on a Christmas theme.

I'm just off to hire my Ebenezer Scrooge outfit.

 

[pplpilot]

Awww c'mon you'll make ickle baby jesus cry in a minute. Miserable lot.

love Christmas me. Not.

But each to their own to enjoy as they see fit to do so. But please refrain from labeling me miserable because I choose to ignore it.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I'm sure it's already been said before and I'm not the greatest lover of Xmas and this is not helped by it starting in bloody November.

I think Xmas should have an official start date of 15th December. A 10 day build up is more than enough.

 

[Dayvo]

I haven't heard Slade's Here it is bollocks yet. I must've heard that crap song at least 10,000 times!!

Bloody hell! How many times would you have heard it, then, if you actually liked it?

 

[postman]

Tis 1st December.Our tree will not go up till two weeks before.But i have played some Christmas music on the i pod this morning.I like Christmas.But it should not begin till today.