I'm gripped.
Baiting email fraudsters
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nickyboy
Norven Mankey
- Location
- You want hills? We got hills
Dear Brigadier Schieble
Oh, it will be so difficult to keep this from Mrs Binhad. To be honest, she watches my spending like a hawk. Once I subscribed for a “premium” internet service and she saw this on our bank statement and, let me tell you, it took some explaining! Maybe because it will be all cash I could keep it in the beer cellar so let’s keep it under our hats for now
My Name is Yu V Binhad. The address is an interesting one. I live in a pub and we are having a competition to rename it at the moment. The options are as follows
The Priest’s Finger
The Gary Glitter
Mary Berry’s Soggy Bottom
The Spoke Nipple
So the address isn’t entirely fixed. Perhaps we could wait until the outcome of the competiton? We will have the final decision this weekend when Mrs Withers (she was the winner of the Victoria Sponge contest if you remember) will decide what tickles her fancy
My phone number is 01547 47391 but it is a bit of a problem at the moment. One of my casks of fine best bitter got a bit overexcited in the recent warm weather and sprayed its contents over the phone wiring. I’m waiting for a repair so please bear with me on this
My occupation is Publican
As mentioned, I don’t have a passport due to an unfortunate misunderstanding with the British Government. My view is that membership of the Chelsea Headhunters is a personal matter but for some reason they saw it differently
Here’s sand in your crevice
Yu V Binhad
Oh, it will be so difficult to keep this from Mrs Binhad. To be honest, she watches my spending like a hawk. Once I subscribed for a “premium” internet service and she saw this on our bank statement and, let me tell you, it took some explaining! Maybe because it will be all cash I could keep it in the beer cellar so let’s keep it under our hats for now
My Name is Yu V Binhad. The address is an interesting one. I live in a pub and we are having a competition to rename it at the moment. The options are as follows
The Priest’s Finger
The Gary Glitter
Mary Berry’s Soggy Bottom
The Spoke Nipple
So the address isn’t entirely fixed. Perhaps we could wait until the outcome of the competiton? We will have the final decision this weekend when Mrs Withers (she was the winner of the Victoria Sponge contest if you remember) will decide what tickles her fancy
My phone number is 01547 47391 but it is a bit of a problem at the moment. One of my casks of fine best bitter got a bit overexcited in the recent warm weather and sprayed its contents over the phone wiring. I’m waiting for a repair so please bear with me on this
My occupation is Publican
As mentioned, I don’t have a passport due to an unfortunate misunderstanding with the British Government. My view is that membership of the Chelsea Headhunters is a personal matter but for some reason they saw it differently
Here’s sand in your crevice
Yu V Binhad
classic33
Leg End Member
Address:
999 Letsby Avenue.
Leaway2
Lycrist
- Location
- Manchester (Sale)
Binhad
The cock inn
Tillet
Herts
The cock inn
Tillet
Herts
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nickyboy
Norven Mankey
- Location
- You want hills? We got hills
Despite me not sending my details they apparently have all the details they need.....gulp
Dear Friend Yu V Binhad,
Thank you very much for your email and for accepting to assist me.
I got all your information's now and I trust you to handle this project.
I shall be arranging the delivery processes with the diplomat asap.Also I shall be sending you the delivery details ASAP.
TRUSTING YOU MY FRIEND.
Kind regards.
Major, Rebecca Schieble (U.S Army).
Dear Friend Yu V Binhad,
Thank you very much for your email and for accepting to assist me.
I got all your information's now and I trust you to handle this project.
I shall be arranging the delivery processes with the diplomat asap.Also I shall be sending you the delivery details ASAP.
TRUSTING YOU MY FRIEND.
Kind regards.
Major, Rebecca Schieble (U.S Army).
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
If they send you any details in an attachment then don't open it unless you have very good antivirus (which most people don't)
EDIT - Mind you if you do want to read any attachments like this then nip to the library and use their computer to take a peek at your e-mails.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
When you get your trunk of cash, nicky, could I borrow a tenner?
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nickyboy
Norven Mankey
- Location
- You want hills? We got hills
I don't see why my friends shouldn't benefit from my good fortune
So that's a "no"
Leaway2
Lycrist
- Location
- Manchester (Sale)
I am looking forward to the 2018 Manchester - Llandudno Pinerello Dogma Cyclechat ride.
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Deleted member 35268
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I decided to reply to one of these emails once, the scammer decided that I was being rude and got really defensive, I played it out for about a month before he got bored.
jefmcg
Guru
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
You meet the nicest people on cyclechat, it's just that you're not one of them.
classic33
Leg End Member
If you should stop posting, do we assume they've got you?
