Baiting email fraudsters

[Nigel-YZ1]

No email refers to the contents of the last - so I'm betting it's an automated doofer following a sequence.
I'm expecting malware delivery soon as the worst case, or even a request for money as the trunk now has to be released from somewhere.

Gonna put this thread on watch so I get the results of the victoria sponge contest

 

[nickyboy]

If you should stop posting, do we assume they've got you?

You can assume it was all true, a trunkload of cash has appeared and I've farked off to the Seychelles

 

[nickyboy]

Great news.....the money is on its way !!!

Dear Friend,





RE: ARRIVAL OF DIPLOMAT GERALD EASTMAN TOMORROW.





Thanks you so much for your mail and details for immediate completion of this transaction,Actually I have been so busy with attacks from the Enemies last night, i instruct the delivery agent to call you for oral discussion, did he call you?He is a special delivery agent working with the UN community,A UK pan African and his Name:GERALD EASTMAN.


I want to notify you that i have completed all arrangements for diplomat GERALD EASTMAN to fly to your country (UK) with the cash trunk box which has been sealed, he will leave Kabul Afghanistan tonight and arrive in UK tomorrow Morning, Please stay around to pick up the box and keep your phone open for direction on arrival at your Airport.


Remember what i declared to him (GERALD EASTMAN) as the contents of the box was PERSONAL EFFECT so on no circumstance should you let him know the content of the box to avoid diversion, If he ask you tell him the same thing.





Please email me immediately you receive the box for further instructions, find attached the diplomatic agent ID for your perusal.


Thank you for your help in advance. Remember to keep this transaction CONFIDENTIAL, no second party should know about this cash delivery for safe delivery and security reasons, I have limited access to phone, always communicate me at all time by email, send your nearest Airport address and your Occupation which will serve as a code between you and the diplomat before handing the box to you.


Finally, he told me that the Customs and immigration will collect #1500 being for box Non inspection permit/Airport clearance Duty on arrival in UK, Please make available before his arrival so that there will be no delay at all, every expenses will be reimbursed to you immediately the box arrived your destination.


NOTE: I SHALL SOON BE ON A SERIOUS FEED BATTLE BECAUSE WE JUST GOT INFORMATION TO BUST INTO THE ENEMIES SIDE PRAY FOR ME AND I WILL BE BACK.



TRUSTING YOU.





Rebecca Schieble


(US Army Afghanistan).



find attached the diplomatic agent ID,kindly view for your perusal.



This is a bit of an unexpected twist. Is the angle to just get me to open the malware-ridden diplomatic agent ID?

I'm busy tomorrow so I'll let Gerald Eastman stew at the airport for 24 hours I think

 

[classic33]

Has tha not heard?

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

...

Finally, he told me that the Customs and immigration will collect #1500 being for box Non inspection permit/Airport clearance Duty on arrival in UK, Please make available before his arrival so that there will be no delay at all, every expenses will be reimbursed to you immediately the box arrived your destination.
(US Army Afghanistan).

...

And it's the great 'held up in customs' scam. Always popular that one

 

[nickyboy]

The Good Major is worried by my lack of response

Dear Friend,

Give me update please have you heard from the Diplomat?He left yesterday.

TRUSTING YOU.

Rebecca Schieble

(US Army Afghanistan).

 

[nickyboy]

So I've hopefully put her mind at rest.....

Dear Field Marshal Shielble


I still haven’t heard from your diplomat friend, what is going on?


As I didn’t hear from him I decided to drive to my local airport at Norwich to see if I could see a man with a large trunk. I did approach someone with a sizeable bag but it turned out it was a chap returning from his holiday in Lanzarote. When I asked him if he had “my diplomatic parcel” he used some very undiplomatic language. I am a bit concerned. The Norwich immigration and customs people can be quite zealous for a small airport


I’m not sure if he rang while I was out. As I mentioned, I am still waiting for the phone line to be repaired following the unfortunate premature ejaculation of my best bitter all over the wiring. It seems my wife was quite busy so may have missed any attempt to contact. When I got back she was upstairs with Mrs Withers (the Victoria Sponge lady). They said they had been comparing buttercream recipes in the bedroom. When I got back they seemed quite flustered so maybe the buttercream still needs a bit of work


Please tell me what I need to do to help Norfolk can be a very lonely place if you’re not local


Tally ho


Yu V Binhad

 

[nickyboy]

So I've been passed on to the "diplomat" who is coming to UK with the big trunk of moolah

Dear Mr Diplomat


I have been given your name by Major Schieble


She has told me that you are travelling to UK to deliver a diplomatic package to me. When will you arrive? My pub is in the beautiful village of Swaffham so the nearest airport is Norwich. Is there a direct flight from Kabul to Norwich? I really have no idea, I usually have my holidays at Cromer. Last year Mrs Binhad went on a “women only retreat” with Mrs Withers and I went to North Norfolk. It really is a charming area, when you arrive perhaps we could take a trip?


If you could let me know when your flight arrives I can pop over to Norwich airport to meet you. I’ve got a delivery of stout and a few boxes of pork scratchings tomorrow so it may be difficult to slip away. Maybe I can bring you a few packets?


Please let me know your plans to visit Norfolk. I will pop over to the airport to meet you and we can enjoy some scratchings together when you let me have the package


Mums the word


Yu V Binhad

 

[nickyboy]

Guess what, his flight has been delayed but the good news is he's on his way to Norwich !

Good day Yu V Binhad,



I am happy to hear from you.



My name is Dip. Gerald Eastman, am the appointed diplomat to delivering your package to you from Rebecca and I have been calling you to this regards but no responds from you.



Because of bad weather,my flight was diverted to Heathrow Airport but I will take a connecting flight to your city (Norwich) and I already explained everything to Rebecca about the way out to have your box delivered to you and as a Diplomat I have got so many experience about delivering such Trunk box to the UK.



I will like you to make available the Airport clearance Duty and Non inspection permit fees of #1,500 POUNDS today and have it sent immediately to our office in USA for fast delivery processing.



SEND VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO:



RECEIVER'S NAME: GEORGE BIRMINGHAM

LOCATION: BALTIMORE,MARY LAND USA.



Text or call my diplomatic line (+1 410 8884796) I shall be happy to meet with you and wine with you today.




Quickly attached to me the confirmation of your payment as am waiting very urgently so that I can be able to proceed for your delivery today.



Sincerely,



Dip. Gerald Eastman.

Text or call my diplomatic line (+1 410 8884796) ID ATTACHED.

 

[classic33]

Why the number of a drug research company, in Texas. Dirty package?

 

[RoubaixCube]

Has a Prince Abassy from Nigeria appeared in this thread yet?

 

[Crackle]

Don't forget to mention the UK trained money sniffer dogs and how the diplomat will need to bring a live Afghan Mongoose concealed in a paper bag to throw the hounds off the scent.

 

[classic33]

Has a Prince Abassy from Nigeria appeared in this thread yet?

Nor that poor astronaut!

 

[nickyboy]

No Mongoose (geese?) yet...

Dear Guy Called Gerald


So wonderful to welcome you to UK !!


I can imagine it must be terrible to be stuck in Heathrow but snow at this time of year in London is surprisingly common. I hope the runways will be clear soon and you can continue your onward journey to Norwich


I have some very good news for you. One of my regulars in the pub, Billy Nomates works at Norwich airport in the Customs clearance department. He has promised me there will be no problem with the trunk and he will make sure you can pass straight through the “Nothing to Declare” channel. This means we don’t need to waste money paying for Customs Clearance. Actually Billy is a bit of a drinker and one of my best customers. I’ve promised him a couple of bottles of Jägermeister as a “thankyou”. Don’t worry, I will pay for these.


So that Billy can identify you passing through customs could you buy a nice blue hat. Please send me the photo of the hat so I can pass it to Billy


I will wait for you at the airport tomorrow. You will recognise me easily. I will be carrying a box of pork scratchings. My wife will be fine at the pub without me, Mrs Withers has offered to come round and help clean out the pipes while I'm out


Voodoo Ray


Yu

 

[nickyboy]

They're getting a bit cross with me now...

Good day Yu V Binhad,



Please go and make the payment now its not funny please because these is were I landed and they have demanded for the fees okay? as soon as I pay them here,they will allow me fly to you today.



Sincerely,



Dip. Gerald Eastman.

Text or call my diplomatic line (+1 410 8884796)