I can still remember the day when I was 23, I was combing my hair in the kitchen. It was a bright day and it was quite early so the sun was low and shining into the south facing window. I remember thinking "That sun is bright today, I can see my skull head through my hair... Hang on a minute!!!"
I had always had thin hair, but it was now thin and thinning. Bugger.
2 years of denial and I could no longer deny it, Im going to be a slap head. It became more noticable and I started getting a ribbing from my work mates. Although I laughed it of I would have prefered not to have recieved it. Any-hoo, one day at lunch at work the ribbing was becoming a bit too much and constant so I struck back with a verbal outlash...
"You lot are taking the mick out of my hair??? Gaz, your going grey and it looks like a wig. Dave, yours looks like its been used to mop up a badly organised oil change. John, yours looks like its been painted on. Simon, There shouldnt be living things in it, yours has nests in it!. Ian, its been a long time since a Keegan perm was seen but respect to you for keeping it alive. Hannah, you hair looks lovely and smell nice too. Sid, spikes belong on teenagers in the late 80s. And you lot take the mick out of me??? Do you realise that you all sound like you should be on "Queer eye". OK, so Im not going to be the star of a Vidal Sassoon advert but so f*cking what? I hope you all really enjoy have dead chains of protien growing out of your skulls."
The next day I had grade 3 all over and never got another mention of it again.
As of right now If I could take a £10 pill to reverse baldness I dont think I would. However, I would take a £10 pill to stop what I have left growing so fast I would. The less you have, the more often it needs a trim.
