There I was, cycling along (in a cycle lane
) with two lanes of traffic on my right. Approaching TLs, two lines of stationary traffic. I happen to know that there is an ASL at the TLs, so I start to filter (with care, looking out for left indicators etc). Suddenly, as I was passing a car, it started to pull left into the cycle lane. I yelled, and still it came on, until the wing and mirror were mm from me. I yelled even louder and veered sharply to the left (I ALWAYS leave a bit of room on my left!!!). The car stopped, and a woman gazed at me in a blank sort of way, mumbled something and then CARRIED ON. So I whacked the roof of her car really hard. She stopped. I cycled round to the front offside window, and asked (in a rather un-gentlemanly sort of way "What the f*ck do you think you are doing??" She said that she hadn't heard me. "Heard me!" I yelled - "You didn't see me -- because you weren't looking, you stupid cow!"
The lights changed, and several nearby cars gave me a very wide berth
.
I caught up with the Stupid Cow a mile or so later on - she was wearing headphones, with music so loud I could hear it 10 yards away. She was oblivious to anything and anyone.
There's a lot to be said for getting rid of cycle lanes on the road. They are ignored and abused by motorists, and they encourage cyclists (like me!) into dangerous situations.

The lights changed, and several nearby cars gave me a very wide berth

I caught up with the Stupid Cow a mile or so later on - she was wearing headphones, with music so loud I could hear it 10 yards away. She was oblivious to anything and anyone.
There's a lot to be said for getting rid of cycle lanes on the road. They are ignored and abused by motorists, and they encourage cyclists (like me!) into dangerous situations.