be-clonk - OOFFF!

[XmisterIS]

Watch out for speed humps in the dark! Not those big, obvious ones that have markings on them; no, I'm talking about the stealthy, little ones that blend in with the road surface at dusk ... I went over one at speed yesterday, didn't notice it was there until the forks and then the saddle were driven upwards with considerable force, creating an instant wedgie with knacker sandwich. The pedestrians were rather surprised when I shouted out, "Hooaiyoof! Ooomeknackers!" I had to stop and pull my underpants out of my butt-crack.

 

[Brommie77]

Ooooh sounds nasty

 

[nilling]

"Hooaiyoof! Ooomeknackers!"

Thereby, explaining your avatar

 

[XmisterIS]

My avatar explains a lot of things ...

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Watch out for speed humps in the dark! Not those big, obvious ones that have markings on them; no, I'm talking about the stealthy, little ones that blend in with the road surface at dusk ... I went over one at speed yesterday, didn't notice it was there until the forks and then the saddle were driven upwards with considerable force, creating an instant wedgie with knacker sandwich. The pedestrians were rather surprised when I shouted out, "Hooaiyoof! Ooomeknackers!" I had to stop and pull my underpants out of my butt-crack.

Brought tears to my eyes just reading about it , You need to learn to hang them down the side of the saddle, or tuck them in your socks out of the way .

 

[suecsi]

Bought tears (of laughter, I'm sorry, its the avatar connection that did it!) to my eyes too.

Trust me, I'm sure it isn't quite as painful, but these darn types of speed humps are why I wear padded underwear/tights/shorts under my usual office clothes - ladies 'bits' can be somewhat bruised as well - though at least they don't retreat inside and give you a high voice .....

 

[661-Pete]

Sometimes I wonder if someone'll invent the asymmetric saddle - for blokes. Something on the lines of "Do you dress to the left or to the right, Sir?" ...

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Sometimes I wonder if someone'll invent the asymmetric saddle - for blokes. Something on the lines of "Do you dress to the left or to the right, Sir?" ...

Sounds a good idea, personally I dress to the left, if I dress to the right it knocks five mph of my top speed.

 

[BentMikey]

OOOOOH LMAO!!!

 

[661-Pete]

OOOOOH LMAO!!!

Of course, 'bent'ers don't have that problem, do you. Or do you? Tiller failure? ?

 

[Chilternrides]

I find that one over each shoulder with the old chap trapped against belly and chest works quite well.

 

[quassleberry]

I find that one over each shoulder with the old chap trapped against belly and chest works quite well.

Brings a whole different meaning to 'over shoulder boulder holders' not to mention the mental picture!!

 

[downfader]

I smashed me old fella and the boys last year when I caught a new pothole. Was a bit p***ed off tbh. Road crew had dug something up while I'd been off and it had become a rather nice little pothole in the two weeks I'd been off work.

 

[recumbentpanda]

Of course, 'bent'ers don't have that problem, do you. Or do you? Tiller failure? ?

Exactly why I favour under-seat steering - in the event of a 'head-on' at least you have a clean exit from the 'cockpit'!

 

[Adasta]

Bought tears (of laughter, I'm sorry, its the avatar connection that did it!) to my eyes too.

Trust me, I'm sure it isn't quite as painful, but these darn types of speed humps are why I wear padded underwear/tights/shorts under my usual office clothes - ladies 'bits' can be somewhat bruised as well - though at least they don't retreat inside and give you a high voice .....

This is the one time men can say "You will never know our pain!" and be justified!