you can love your bike, just dont make love to it.!!!!!!!!!!!
?!He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.
Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
Twenty Inch said:Why is he on the sex offenders register? The cleaners barged in on him, and presumably the bike was over the age of consent