Being single

[BigonaBianchi]

I've been single for 4 years now and it's growing on me .

I get to do what I want when I want, I answer to nobody,
Have a variety of friends and all on all it's pretty good really.

But most importantly I get to keep both my bikes and all 12 guitars
In the living room, kitchen, bedroom or anywhere I choose lol.

...hey..I even get to cycle across America and grow my hair like a wildcaveman !

 

[guitarpete247]

But do you get to ........................................................ ?


Don't answer that .

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Leave.the seat up???
..absolutely

 

[guitarpete247]

I've always thought that women should leave the seat up for us blokes and not complain that we always forget to put it down for them. How about complaining that they forgot to lift it up for us .

 

[slowmotion]

"You are empty vessels ... dried husks", so lectured a vicar at a wedding ceremony, long ago.
A lot of the happy singles, including me , thought that he was a complete onanist.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

I've always thought that women should leave the seat up for us blokes and not complain that we always forget to put it down for them. How about complaining that they forgot to lift it up for us .

Who cares about the toilet seat?
The snoring is what's killing me!! It's like living with a dragon..

 

[StuAff]

Single forever. It would have been nice to have the choice not to be....but that's not mine to make.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Snoring is also gone from my life LOL

 

[ayceejay]

When we consider the 'advantages' listed above together with one told me recently, "being able to fart in bed" we men owe our women a debt of gratitude for, if nothing else, their civilizing influence.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

If you can't fart together and laugh all night singleness is inevitable methinks

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

..and grow my hair like a wildcaveman !

..we know the downside to that though! But at least you've learned how to choose the right women's specific bike!!

 

[Oldspice]

The only downside is, not having someone else's sleeve to wipe your nose on and having to deal with spiders ......apart from that, it's fantastic

Still think a ghost is stealing my cake

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Hmmm...yeah...one of the reasons I am single could have been the increasing number of lesbians attracted to me lol

 

[derrick]

I have my mates, keep the bikes in the front room, leave the loo seat up, and have someone to cuddle, she cooks my dinners washes my cloths, looks after me when i am ill, does not complain if i fart, don't want to be single.
she does moan about my snorring though.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Oooooh....the dreaded words...'looked after'...