Being single

[albal]

I'm in a relationship, but i am very much a loner, i dont find it easy to be 'the other half'. Thats just me.

 

[Smurfy]

People who live with other people, share a bar of soap. They wash there body then put the soap back in the soap dish, then the next person uses it to wash there body.
Soap is not self cleaning!

I haven't used a bar of soap for years!

Errrrr, perhaps I should explain. My soap comes from a bottle with a pump on the top.