Belgian Grand Prix

[Smeggers]

On consideration, I think this one might well come down to 'rate of acceleration'. If Lewis did get a better 'springboard' as a result of the cutting the chicane (despite the 6kph difference on the line) then fair enough.

Hopefully the telemetry will be unequivocal.

 

[Mr Pig]

They won't win the appeal. They never do.

 

[Bad Company]

Deeply unfair. I hope ghe decision is changed on appeal.

 

[simonali]

Found a picture of FIA HQ.

(allegedly!)

 

[lifeson]

FIA
Ferrari
Insurance
Association

"Ensuring Ferrari always win"

 

[Rob S]

Yeah, I liked that too :0) I like to see the boy do well but he's a bit too full of himself. Saying that before the race was just asking for it.

Yeah it would be far better if he was as dull as ditch water and took all day to say **** all like Kimi does!!!

 

[Rob S]

FIA
Ferrari
Insurance
Association

"Ensuring Ferrari always win"

I'm sure it's Ferrari In Authority!!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Ferrari International Assistance.

 

[Mr Pig]

Yeah it would be far better if he was as dull as ditch water...

He is as dull as ditch water.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

He is as dull as ditch water.

Yes, he's a corporate drone. As is everyone at McLaren, as far as I can see.

 

[Mr Pig]

Yes, he's a corporate drone.

Can drive a car though eh? I see him as a bit of a Mansell.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Can drive a car though eh? I see him as a bit of a Mansell.

Oh, he can certainly drive. He's no Mansell though ... you wouldn't have seen Mansell lifting off last year, going up the hill at Spa next to Alonso.

 

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[cisamcgu]

 

[Keith Oates]

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