Best/funniest song lyrics.

accountantpete

The Wicker Man
"It takes you all night what you used to do all night" - F. Wedlock
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
'Though he wasn't tall or handsome,
She laughed when he told her,
"I'm the Sheriff of Nottingham, and this here's Little John!"

American Without Tears - Elvis Costello.
 

wheresthetorch

Dreaming of Celeste
Location
West Sussex
"I saw an x-ray of a girl passing gas" - Butthole Surfers.
 

dan_bo

How much does it cost to Oldham?
Location
Failsworth
It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet
 

Chromatic

Legendary Member
Location
Gloucestershire
Great lyrics from my fave Hawkwind album.


Einstein was not a handsome fellow
Nobody ever called him Al
He had a long moustache to pull on, it was yellow
I don't believe he ever had a girl
One thing he missed out in his theory
Of time and space and relativity
Is something that makes it very clear
He was never gonna score like you and me
He didn't know about
Quark, Strangeness and Charm
Quark, Strangeness and Charm
Quark, Strangeness and Charm

I had a dangerous liaison
To have been found out would've been a disgrace
We had to rendezvous some days on
The corner of an undiscovered place
We got sick of chat chat chatter
And the look upon everybody's face
But all that doesn't not anti-matter now
We've found ourselves a black hole out in space
And we're talking about
Quark, Strangeness and Charm
Quark, Strangeness and Charm
Quark, Strangeness and Charm

Copernicus had those Renaissance ladies
Crazy about his telescope
And Galileo had a name that made his
Reputation higher than his hopes
Did none of those astronomers discover
While they were staring out into the dark
That what a lady looks for in her lover
Is Charm, Strangeness and Quark
And we're talking about
Quark, Strangeness and Charm
Quark, Strangeness and Charm
Quark, Strangeness and Charm
 
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