best put downs you've heard

[Mr Pig]

Actually, one that stuck in my mind was many years ago. I was noising up our guillotine operator and he said "Shut it ya fat shapeless ba*****!".

What do you say to that? :0)

 

[jonny jeez]

I've been waiting for someone to come along and say that's not how you spell dumb so that I could reply to them with "you're not as dumb as you look".

Either you're all too polite to tell me I can't spell or you saw it coming. I think it's the former.

ooooo I like your thinking, your not as dumb as you spell

 

[Hover Fly]

During the war an U.S. Army sergeant was leaving a train at Euston, being a bit of a rail enthusiast he was looking at the engine, the driver asked him if he liked it, "You know what we'd do with an engine that size in America?" drawled the yank. "From what I've heard of you yanks you'd either shoot it, eat it or s*** it." came the reply.

 

[ASC1951]

Either you're all too polite to tell me I can't spell...

Yes, we noticed it, but only tossers spend their time correcting people's spelling and grammar on forums.

My best put down, from the first. very funny, series of Allie MacBeal:-

Richard Fish to Ling Wong. "The trouble with you, Ling, is that you think everyone hates you; but in fact it's only the people who know you."