Best way to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses?

[jpembroke]

I might start knocking on doors wearing a large false beard, clutching a copy of Origin Of Species. Someone needs to do it.

 

[jimboalee]

I might start knocking on doors wearing a large false beard, clutching a copy of Origin Of Species. Someone needs to do it.

I might start knocking on doors wearing a long flowing blonde wig, clutching a copy of Enuma Elish. Someone needs to do it...

 

[Dave Davenport]

I might start knocking on doors wearing a large false beard, clutching a copy of Origin Of Species. Someone needs to do it.

You might well be right. Did you see the Darwin programme with Richard Dawkins the other night when he had a British school teacher who was totally convinced the earth was less than 10 thousand years old, all the scientific evidence didn't matter as he had 'faith in the bible', scary.

 

[jimboalee]

I don't feel bad about having a go at JW's as I think they actually do some harm. A mate of mine's mum got converted, it spilt the family up and she ended up chucking herself under a train.
I used to work with a bloke who was full on JW, one time we were asked to do a 3 year business plan. He wrote on his section 'a 3 year plan is irrelevant due to the cataclysmic events about to engulf the world'. Funny thing was he still paid enhanced contributions into the company pension plan.

Maybe he knows something lesser beings don't. Like the return of the Annunaki.

 

[jimboalee]

You might well be right. Did you see the Darwin programme with Richard Dawkins the other night when he had a British school teacher who was totally convinced the earth was less than 10 thousand years old, all the scientific evidence didn't matter as he had 'faith in the bible', scary.

The Hebrew bible is a simplified transcript of a much earlier text.

Try this myth.

6 x 10 x 6 x 10 x 6 x 10 x 6 x 10 x 6 x 10 x 6 = 4.655 Billion, which is the estimated age of the Earth.
The last 6 multiplier represents 777.6 million, which is the length of a 'Deitic day', or 1 day 'In the beginning'.

This numerical system was taught to the ancient Sumarians 6,500 years ago... by who? ( Not Dr Who ). The Gods. The Annunaki, or 'those who from Heaven to Earth came'.

The first 6 x 10 x 6 = 360, which are the number of degrees in a complete circle. The Sumarians left that for us. Each degree is divided into (6 x 10) minutes and then each minute is divided into (6 x 10) seconds.

According to Sumarian texts in cuniform, 360 x 10 represents the orbit ( in Earth years ) of another planet somewhere ???

 

[jpembroke]

You might well be right. Did you see the Darwin programme with Richard Dawkins the other night when he had a British school teacher who was totally convinced the earth was less than 10 thousand years old, all the scientific evidence didn't matter as he had 'faith in the bible', scary.

Had a colleague like that. He was a good programmer and had a decent understanding of maths and physics. He admitted that things like Doppler Shift and light years caused him problems but he just had to ignore them as Bible was the truth. Scary indeed.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Had a colleague like that. He was a good programmer and had a decent understanding of maths and physics. He admitted that things like Doppler Shift and light years caused him problems but he just had to ignore them as Bible was the truth. Scary indeed.

Light years... yeah, very problematic... a really, really, really big distance... it's a bugger to understand.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Light years... yeah, very problematic... a really, really, really big distance... it's a bugger to understand.

Further than from here to Swindon?

 

[Archie_tect]

Yes, but fewer hills.

 

[jpembroke]

Light years... yeah, very problematic... a really, really, really big distance... it's a bugger to understand.

It is when you believe that the universe and everything in it is less than 10,000 years old.

 

[PaulB]

I know a guy who's a Jehovah's Bystander. He didn't want to get involved.

 

[longers]

They came to my workplace today!

That's a first for me. I politely showed them the way to Reception as our workshop is on a different part of the industrial estate to Head Office and then googled the magazine I'd caught sight of and found out who they were.

They just wanted to leave some reading material for the brew room - it hasn't appeared yet so I don't know how they got on with our "formidable when she needs to be" Receptionist.

 

[Fnaar]

I know a guy who's a Jehovah's Bystander. He didn't want to get involved.

 

[on the road]

The best way to get rid of them is to slam the door in their face

 

[chap]

Just had two at the door (again!) who were very persistent. They obviously sent out the big guns today. Anyway, I had a bit of time so questioned them on how long humans have been here and of course they reckon it's just about 6,000 years as it says so in the bible. When I told them that was preposterous they tried to convince me it wasn't! As I never got to see Queen Victoria, they asked, how could I be sure she was real? Therefore, how do I know Darwin's theories (and they claimed them to still be "theories"!) were anything but fairy stories? I was lost for words with their stupidity and resolved there and then to never get into discussions with these clearly mad people ever again but how do you go about politely shutting the door in their faces?

Pretend to be from the Nation of Islam?