Best window cleaner

[Paulus]

well MY window cleaner will climb on the roof to replace a loose tile or fix your aerial, for 20 quid.....

Cat burglar is he??

 

[Fnaar]

Cat burglar is he??

Well, I must admit I don't let on when I'm going on me hols!

 

[Fnaar]

That's nothing. My window cleaner can perform A Bohemian Rhapsody entirely by farting. And my postman can ride a moped no hands. With a rollie in his mouth.

I know a gynaecologist whjo can wallpaper his hall through the letterbox

 

[domtyler]

Cat burglar is he??

She! It's his wife!