Bet that copper feels a bit of a prick

[Twenty Inch]

http://www.chat.allotment.org.uk/viewtopic.php?t=9375

From another forum of which I am a "member"*

*with apologies for deviation, repetition and hesitation. But this really is funny.

 

[Old Walrus]

Pure genius!

 

[Twenty Inch]

Bump. Deserves more views.

 

[snorri]

*with apologies for deviation, repetition and hesitation.

No apologies required, you allotment keepers just have so much fun