Beware of drivers wearing dark sunglasses

[Boris Bajic]

I do not have any issues with drivers in dark glasses, but I was watching a documentary the other day which carried a clear implication that one ought to beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Apparently these cunning chaps use presents to smuggle themselves into secure locations and wreak havoc. They got the idea from an IT chap who was briefing them about online security.

Terrible clever these Greeks, although completely pants as economists and not the best liars in court.

Am I generalising?

 

[Herzog]

Maybe they were wearing sunglasses to hide the fact that they weren't looking.

Or hung over!

 

[Cyclopathic]

What about cyclists that wear dark sunglasses. Should the police do something about them also?

They should definitely do something about people who wear sunglasses when it's overcast or night time.

 

[tyred]

.....maybe the driver was a registered blind person.....they often ware sunglasses

I've felt for years that car manufacturers should put braille on the switches in cars. It's descrimination against blind drivers.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

What about cyclists that wear dark sunglasses. Should the police do something about them also?

Yeah, plod should nod appreciatively at how dang cool the cyclists look.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Terrible clever these Greeks, although completely pants as economists and not the best liars in court.

Am I generalising?

I dunno. Name five great Greek economists and a dozen decent perjurers and we'll see.

Geeks bearing gifts are what you need to watch out for these days any road up.

 

[Dan B]

I'd rather that drivers were wearing sunglasses than unable to see me because they're squinting into low sun

 

[ColinJ]

My brother in Detroit tells me this fashion, like half-arse jeans, started when black guys drove around with their seats back in the hope that the B pillar would protect them from bullets.

How does wearing jeans 'half-arse' protect the wearer from bullets?***






*** Perhaps it is because a would-be gunman is too busy laughing to pull the trigger!