Beware the Flapjack....... it's more dangerous than you think.....

[Alex H]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

 

[Aperitif]

OK form an orderly queue...
"This story takes the biscuit" etc...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

A kid throws food at another kid - do you address the food or the kid's behaviour? I hope they enrolled the assistance of a qualified confectionery aeronautics expert.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

OK form an orderly queue...
"This story takes the biscuit" etc...

N'oat better to do in Essex...

 

[Aperitif]

A kid throws food at another kid - do you address the food or the kid's behaviour? I hope they enrolled the assistance of a qualified confectionery aeronautics expert.

If you address the food, make sure you put a stamp on it. Beats toast!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

As Oatis Redding sang, That's a Good Idea.

 

[Aperitif]

A kid throws food at another kid - do you address the food or the kid's behaviour? I hope they enrolled the assistance of a qualified confectionery aeronautics expert.

And, as for the confectionery aeronautics expert. One might hope that this person's findings might lead to a 'treacle down scenario' benefitting all and sundry - and not some half-baked solution.

 

[thegravestoneman]

I always cut my toast into triangles, but due to the unknown risks I have been running I shall now just be toasting crumpets as they are round so are much safer. now where did I put my heat proof gloves?

 

[Aperitif]

I always cut my toast into triangles, but due to the unknown risks I have been running I shall now just be toasting crumpets as they are round so are much safer. now where did I put my heat proof gloves?

With crumpets - be careful!
Not so much a missile, but you will encounter the odd nobber butter.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The issue of safe flapjack ingredients also needs raisin'

 

[Aperitif]

The issue of safe flapjack ingredients also needs raisin'

It seems silly to a portion blame. (Look, Chris, we are supposed to be this thread - not playing it!)
Why are said nourriture called 'flapjacks' anyway? Do 'flapjills' exist?

 

[ComedyPilot]

In all seriousness, the absolute PC/Nanny State/Risk Assessing arsewipe that came up with that solution should be sacked.

 

[Arch]

In all seriousness, the absolute PC/Nanny State/Risk Assessing arsewipe that came up with that solution should be sacked.

Or at the very least, disembowelled with a brandy snap.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Essex County Council said it did not give school guidance on the shape of foodstuffs - thin end of the wedge if you ask me.

 

[Arch]

I always cut toast or sandwiches into rectangles, rather than diagonally into triangles. This is not for any sort of safety reason, but as a rebellion against my mother, who always cuts them diagonally. She does so, because her mother cut them rectangular....