Bigger thighs are better

[ColinJ]

Hey, Colin, I've got news for yer, mate! There's some bloke riding off on your bike in the background.

I wondered what you were going on about - funny, I'd never noticed that rider in the background of that photograph before.

You're supposed to measure them in cm!

Okay, 60 cm then!

I still think this is a stupid concept. It doesn't take height into account and it doesn't specify fat/muscle content of the leg so you could have an obese dwarf/midget/height-challenged person (or whatever the PC term for extreme shortarses is these days! ) with massively fat legs and that would be okay?

 

[Mr Pig]

I still think this is a stupid concept.

Yes it is. Welcome to the wonderful world of the internet forum :0)

 

[Fnaar]

I tried to measure my thighs just now, but I only have a wooden ruler handy.

 

[4F]

I tried to measure my thighs just now, but I only have a wooden ruler handy.

Put the ruler on the ground and roll over

 

[Fnaar]

Put the ruler on the ground and roll over

But that would be Madness

 

[marinyork]

If you get someone to slap your thighs with the ruler hard enough, then it should leave marks and you'll be able to measure it even with a wooden ruler.

 

[tyred]

I tried to measure my thighs just now, but I only have a wooden ruler handy.

Put a piece of string around your thigh and then measure the length of the string

 

[Fnaar]

Put a piece of string around your thigh and then measure the length of the string

You clever b*st*rd!

 

[Sittingduck]

14 inches...
Oh wait, it's thighs isn't it
brb - where did I put that tape measure.

edit: don't think I want to put the cm measurement in... it's not like the others'

 

[Lisa21]

17 inches at the widest bit. Should I be or ???

Does this mean I can eat some more cake?????????

 

[Joe24]

58cm for me.
That will be up to 60cm soon i think.
Thats pure muscle aswell.
I only weigh a few pounds over 10 stone

 

[vernon]

I'm pretty sure I'm not going to die from premature heart disease.

And the subsequent heart attack comes as a surprise to those who share the same sentiment as you!

 

[Fab Foodie]

A mighty 26.5 inches here (67cm for you kids)!

 

[ComedyPilot]

27" for me - 68.5cm

 

[ComedyPilot]

58cm for me.
That will be up to 60cm soon i think.
Thats pure muscle aswell.
I only weigh a few pounds over 10 stone

I didn't know they did chicken legs that small???