Those bike stops/shower rooms in central London, on ITV's London Tonight Alastair "drunk driver " Stewart had a piece on this. Some fat old wobble arse presenter was shown wibbling about on a foldie, then walking into his office wiping his sweaty face on his scarf! He then sat down next to his colleagues who began miming a piss-poorly acted scene of waving hands and wrinkling noses. Because the cyclist stank, natch. Fxxx my boots, the temperature on the Central Line hit 40 degrees last summer, you get a load more sweaty in those cattle trucks you dumbass patronising lazy hacks, gah. The bike stop looked good though, seperate racks, showers and you can get a coffee.