Bike thief sentenced

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http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Bike-t...rime-forgets/story-28899968-detail/story.html

Bristol Parkway station bike thief caught by his own DNA after abandoning a beater in favour of a £1,000 road bike...

I must be reading the wrong story, there's no mention of castration or public torture, a fitting sentence for the crime