Bin joke

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Bin lorry doing bin collections, no bin outside, so binman knocks on door (I know they don't really, but this is jokeland!)
Binman: Mornin', where's your bin?
Chinese resident with not very good Englsih: Uh...I been in the kitchen????
B: No, you don't understand...where's your bin?
C: Uh....I bin cooking breakfast
B: No, mate, where's your wheelie bin?
C: Uh...OK, I was having a w@nk

;)
 

Panter

Just call me Chris...
Lol :biggrin:
 

abchandler

Senior Member
Location
Worcs, UK
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Fnaar said:
Bin lorry doing bin collections, no bin outside, so binman knocks on door (I know they don't really, but this is jokeland!)
Binman: Mornin', where's your bin?
Chinese resident with not very good Englsih: Uh...I been in the kitchen????
B: No, you don't understand...where's your dustbin?
C: Uh....I dust bin cooking breakfast
B: No, mate, where's your wheelie bin?
C: Uh...OK, I was having a w@nk

:biggrin:
 

mr_hippo

Living Legend & Old Fart
Or

Bin lorry doing bin collections, no bin outside, so binman knocks on door (I know they don't really, but this is jokeland!)
Binman: Mornin', where's your bin?
Chinese resident with not very good Englsih: Uh...I bin Hong Kong
B: No, mate, where's your wheelie bin?
C I wheelie bin Hong Kong
 

domtyler

Über Member
mr_hippo said:
Or

Bin lorry doing bin collections, no bin outside, so binman knocks on door (I know they don't really, but this is jokeland!)
Binman: Mornin', where's your bin?
Chinese resident with not very good Englsih: Uh...I bin Hong Kong
B: No, mate, where's your wheelie bin?
C I wheelie bin Hong Kong
You could change it to that but all you would do is turn a funny joke into one that left people baffled and scratching their heads! :biggrin:
 

Dave5N

Über Member
Osama 't like that.
 
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