Bin joke

[Fnaar]

Bin lorry doing bin collections, no bin outside, so binman knocks on door (I know they don't really, but this is jokeland!)
Binman: Mornin', where's your bin?
Chinese resident with not very good Englsih: Uh...I been in the kitchen????
B: No, you don't understand...where's your bin?
C: Uh....I bin cooking breakfast
B: No, mate, where's your wheelie bin?
C: Uh...OK, I was having a w@nk

 

[Panter]

Lol

 

[abchandler]

or

Bin lorry doing bin collections, no bin outside, so binman knocks on door (I know they don't really, but this is jokeland!)
Binman: Mornin', where's your bin?
Chinese resident with not very good Englsih: Uh...I been in the kitchen????
B: No, you don't understand...where's your dustbin?
C: Uh....I dust bin cooking breakfast
B: No, mate, where's your wheelie bin?
C: Uh...OK, I was having a w@nk

 

[mr_hippo]

Or

Bin lorry doing bin collections, no bin outside, so binman knocks on door (I know they don't really, but this is jokeland!)
Binman: Mornin', where's your bin?
Chinese resident with not very good Englsih: Uh...I bin Hong Kong
B: No, mate, where's your wheelie bin?
C I wheelie bin Hong Kong

 

[domtyler]

Or

Bin lorry doing bin collections, no bin outside, so binman knocks on door (I know they don't really, but this is jokeland!)
Binman: Mornin', where's your bin?
Chinese resident with not very good Englsih: Uh...I bin Hong Kong
B: No, mate, where's your wheelie bin?
C I wheelie bin Hong Kong

You could change it to that but all you would do is turn a funny joke into one that left people baffled and scratching their heads!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Or,

"Why cat complain?"

 

[Dave5N]

It's all rubbish.

 

[walker]

I thought this was going to be a bin Laden Joke

 

[Dave5N]

Osama 't like that.