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Bin joke

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Fnaar, 9 Jan 2008.

  1. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Bin lorry doing bin collections, no bin outside, so binman knocks on door (I know they don't really, but this is jokeland!)
    Binman: Mornin', where's your bin?
    Chinese resident with not very good Englsih: Uh...I been in the kitchen????
    B: No, you don't understand...where's your bin?
    C: Uh....I bin cooking breakfast
    B: No, mate, where's your wheelie bin?
    C: Uh...OK, I was having a w@nk

    ;)
     
  2. Panter

    Panter Just call me Chris...

    Lol :biggrin:
     
  3. abchandler

    abchandler Senior Member

    Location:
    Worcs, UK
    or

     
  4. mr_hippo

    mr_hippo Living Legend & Old Fart

    Or

    Bin lorry doing bin collections, no bin outside, so binman knocks on door (I know they don't really, but this is jokeland!)
    Binman: Mornin', where's your bin?
    Chinese resident with not very good Englsih: Uh...I bin Hong Kong
    B: No, mate, where's your wheelie bin?
    C I wheelie bin Hong Kong
     
  5. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    You could change it to that but all you would do is turn a funny joke into one that left people baffled and scratching their heads! :biggrin:
     
  6. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    Or,

    "Why cat complain?"
     
  7. Dave5N

    Dave5N Über Member

    It's all rubbish. :biggrin:
     
  8. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    I thought this was going to be a bin Laden Joke
     
  9. Dave5N

    Dave5N Über Member

    Osama 't like that.