Bit of humour...

[Moodyman]

Fact: The antique business is the only business in which grandparents buy something, parents sell it, and grandchildren buy it again.

Max: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski, sir.

Question: Why did stupid Steve take seventeen friends to the movie?
Answer: The sign said '18 or over'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

2 flys sitting on a fanny, which one is the junky??
The one on the crack.


Oh is that my taxi already?

 

[benb]

This thread should be arrested for trade descriptions offences.

 

[iAmiAdam]

Can't use these anywhere else.


What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Damn


What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

 

[PaulB]